Then I think you definitely need to take some lessons in perspective. "In line with expectations" is a perfect explanation for the dial not moving much. And just for some additional perspective, Apple's share price increasing by 1.8% in-hours, and around 1.3% out-of-hours represents approximately an additional $20-25bn on their market cap. i.e. exceeding profit for this quarter, of which, as you say, the majority was expected anyway, and already priced into the stock.