Now it's time for more outrageous jokes. Check this one:
A rabbi, a priest and Saddam Hussein walk into a bar. That's pretty zany, isn't it? What I want to know is... which bar is this? HAHA okay.
How's this for a headline?
Lance Armstrong Poisoned By Paris Water Supply
PARIS, France - Lance Armstrong is in hospital being treated for an E. Coli infection after drinking from a Paris hotel fountain.
"Well, after I took a [bowel movement], I felt dehydrated, so...