The whole post was sarcasm. No need for the detailed product sale numbers and so forth. And definitely not the "stfu" blurb.
If you really took the time to ANALYZE my post you would see.
1. It's very pro apple. I make claims to great products, they're recently released OS that I purchased on day one and my last paragraph about them coming out with successful products one after another
2. The last paragraph couldn't make sense from a business standpoint if you tried.