Just for fun, here's another one we received.
" I have some late news of interest to the Mac
Expect a couple of surprises during the Philnote.
Phil will introduce the new iMac model, which will be
behind a curtain sitting on a desk. The curtain is to
be lit so that a silhouette is produced by a person at
the desk using the computer, and the curtain is to
change colors ala the iPod design motif in simulation
of the chameleon...