Yeah Apple - take that!
You're shinny screen is a POS!
OTH - we don't have any 'apps' or color (to speak of), not much of anything -
to tell the truth, we're a bit jealous.
As Ballmer said "you're selling more iPads than we'd like" - so
we 'junk-bonded' the price of our Kiddy - and
now we're gonna nail ur ass to the wall - so there!