Still confused are you? Still making assumptions? The dearth of logical thinking here is astonishing. You are assuming that the only way these things would or could have come about was through the government. This fallacious.
Yes I did read the entire list. Not making stupid assumptions here will help. Jumping right into a non sequitur huh? Good job! Followed by another and a few straw men and false choices. You're on a role here! Then a myth. And yet more fallacy. Well, you're entire post was a waste of time.
Most of that could (and should) be done privately. Only defense (actual defense) and perhaps some pollution stuff arguably must be done through the government. IP protection is government granted monopoly and, arguably, isn't necessary either. The argument is not "plain absurd."