Guess what, if I buy a brand new wooden mop, place it between two chairs and jump onto the middle of it what the f*** would happen.
Um, ah, wow this is really really hard! I know, the mofo will break! Hello!
I should get a common sense degree from Harvard U!
Currently I'm loving my iPhone 6(non plus). Amazing phone!
Jon looks like the type of guy that'll rip your eyes out. Then use them to seamlessly make you understand not to mess with him.
Um, don't mess with Sir Jon Ive.
Tuesday can't come fast enough. Yeah!!!!!!!