I'm sure there's plenty of room inside the world's most advanced consumer computer for extra stuff. They should have just kept the old/larger MagSafe tech inside.
In fact, why update anything at all, ever? Come to think of it, let's go back! Bring back floppies, larger units, and lower res displays. Processors are getting too fast, making computers uncomfortably snappy and capable.
Just anything so I can keep more old shit laying around my apartment.
Who's with me???