April 24: Apple Watch ships
April 25: YouTube channels start posting Watch-gates: battery-gate, screen-gate, sensor-gate, pay-gate, scratch-gate, etc.
April 26: naysayers and haters have their day
May 24: Apple Watch outsells all Android Wear watches sold to date.
May 25: furious gloating + backpedaling in forums begins.
July 1: First batch of Android Wear watches inspired by Apple Watch are announced for shipping in late 2015.