See, this is what happens, you lose your memory and get into bets you can’t remember. Then when 10-year-old twin girls show up at your doorstep and call you daddy you’re all surprised and confused. What was I talking about?
I just realized something about this rumor. It’s the opposite of all the other failed rumors before it.
Rather than some ding-dong screaming about a product that will never happen and gradually petering out about it *coughHDTVcough*, this rumor sets up FIVE YEARS OF LIBEL ahead of time.
In the lead up to 2020, we’ll see increasingly vociferous posts about how the car is coming the car will come the car has to happen Apple will be bankrupted without the car and then...