And then Google’s inevitable car presence… ♩♫ “Like an omnipresent totalitarian government, Google is there!” ♩♫ A black portal opens up, lightning flashing from within and tentacles slithering out of it, the screams of the damned heard muffled behind the roar of wind. Eric Schmidt steps out of it. “Hey, hi, how’s it goin’? Oh, your car’s broken? Sure, I’ll fix it. Anything for our product customers.” I’m gonna stop you right there.