I was telling someone about how I use the Square app and dongle to accept payments and she said "oh good, I have an iPhone", which she pulled out of her purse.
"Uh, no" I said "You have a Android phone"
She made a confused face.
"but that's fine" I said "They have an Android app too"
then she made a happy face.
another story: daughter in law can't wait to show us the new iPad she found for $299
"That's not an iPad"
her: "oh, well I can use it for email...