The local Apple Store here has not only older folks (that is older than my 50 or so years) working there, but other who have your cited "hairline issues" as well as not necessarily being as you so quaintly put it "physically attractive" (based on some hitherto mysterious and apparently personal set of standards you have yet to share with the rest of us). And to put a wrapper on this posting, the store has probably the most diverse and eclectic set of personalities, body...