how often do you poo?

running with scissors · 08-05-2002, 05:52 PM

i'm a once everyday pooer, usually. sometimes once every other day. how bout you?

how low can this forum go? let's find out.

[ 08-05-2002: Message edited by: running with scissors ]

pscates · 08-05-2002, 05:58 PM

"Mission Control, initiate countdown...T minus 5, 4, 3..."

<img src="graemlins/bugeye.gif" border="0" alt="[Skeptical]" />

[EDIT: above countdown refers to how long until this thread is locked. IS NOT an answer to the original topic began by running with scissors!!! Whew...]

[ 08-05-2002: Message edited by: pscates ]

running with scissors · 08-05-2002, 06:12 PM

[quote]Originally posted by pscates:
"Mission Control, initiate countdown...T minus 5, 4, 3..."

<img src="graemlins/bugeye.gif" border="0" alt="[Skeptical]" /> <hr></blockquote>

is that how you poo, you give the old "t minus..." routine? nice technique.

***Jambo*** · 08-05-2002, 06:21 PM

Usually once every day, pretty regular.

I'd like to know why some guys take a newspaper in there with them :eek: Does it really take them that long??

J :cool:

pscates · 08-05-2002, 06:25 PM

[quote]Originally posted by running with scissors:


is that how you poo, you give the old "t minus..." routine? nice technique.<hr></blockquote>

OHMIGOSH! I should clarify...yikes! That "countdown" thing was a reference to how long it'll take for this thread to get locked.

Oh man. THAT didn't quite come across in the way I intended...

<img src="graemlins/bugeye.gif" border="0" alt="[Skeptical]" />

Again, there is no NASA-esque goings-on in my bathroom. I repeat. Please don't take that as such.

running with scissors · 08-05-2002, 06:26 PM

[quote]Originally posted by Jamie:
Usually once every day, pretty regular.

I'd like to know why some guys take a newspaper in there with them :eek: Does it really take them that long??

J :cool: <hr></blockquote>

i take quite a while, generally. at least 5-15 mins. maybe i need to get more fiber in my diet.

***Jambo*** · 08-05-2002, 06:28 PM

[quote]Originally posted by running with scissors:


i take quite a while, generally. at least 5-15 mins. maybe i need to get more fiber in my diet.<hr></blockquote>

Wow, I'm in and outta there in less than a minute, maybe I drink too much fresh OJ

running with scissors · 08-05-2002, 06:29 PM

[quote]Originally posted by pscates:


OHMIGOSH! I should clarify...yikes! That "countdown" thing was a reference to how long it'll take for this thread to get locked.

Oh man. THAT didn't quite come across in the way I intended...

<img src="graemlins/bugeye.gif" border="0" alt="[Skeptical]" />

Again, there is no NASA-esque goings-on in my bathroom. I repeat. Please don't take that as such.

<hr></blockquote>

what the hell, i figure if jamie can start a thread on masturbation, why not one on poo? don't be ashamed about your technique, what ever gets the job done.

running with scissors · 08-05-2002, 06:31 PM

[quote]Originally posted by Jamie:


Wow, I'm in and outta there in less than a minute, maybe I drink too much fresh OJ

<hr></blockquote>

could be coffee too. i hear that will get you flowing.

_ alliance _ · 08-05-2002, 06:33 PM

my thread is criticized and gets locked, but this one is let alone and even embraced by the moderators...??
ok...

pscates · 08-05-2002, 06:38 PM

It's all in the presentation.

ijerry · 08-05-2002, 06:39 PM

I poo everday, right when I wake up so that when I take a shower my bunghole is clean and there are no clingons.

Anyway, really don't like the ones that you have to shake off, you know the ones, they just sit there dangling, holding on for dear life so you have to wiggle them in the toilet. Or the ones that come half way out and then stop for no reason. then you are stuck there for longer than you wanted, and it is usually on a day when you are running late.

Well, all in all, I say a good 5-10 min. does me good, but it could be shorter or longer depending on how much mexican food I have been eating.

***Jambo*** · 08-05-2002, 06:45 PM

[quote]Originally posted by _ alliance _:
my thread is criticized and gets locked, but this one is let alone and even embraced by the moderators...??
ok...

<hr></blockquote>

Ok, let's say I cam in here and locked the thread. You or someone else would head of to Suggestions and do your "Jamie was bad, Jamie is evil" thing. Now I reply in a thread and am criticized for that!! Loose loose situation <img src="graemlins/oyvey.gif" border="0" alt="[No]" />

And just because I reply doesn't mean I embrace it. We all poo, man. Deal with it.

Jamie

running with scissors · 08-05-2002, 06:47 PM

[quote]Originally posted by Jamie:


Ok, let's say I cam in here and locked the thread. You or someone else would head of to Suggestions and do your "Jamie was bad, Jamie is evil" thing. Now I reply in a thread and am criticized for that!! Loose loose situation <img src="graemlins/oyvey.gif" border="0" alt="[No]" />

And just because I reply doesn't mean I embrace it. We all poo, man. Deal with it.

Jamie<hr></blockquote>

jamie is one wth the poo. :cool:

_ alliance _ · 08-05-2002, 06:56 PM

[quote]Originally posted by Jamie:


Ok, let's say I cam in here and locked the thread. You or someone else would head of to Suggestions and do your "Jamie was bad, Jamie is evil" thing. Now I reply in a thread and am criticized for that!! Loose loose situation <img src="graemlins/oyvey.gif" border="0" alt="[No]" />

And just because I reply doesn't mean I embrace it. We all poo, man. Deal with it.

Jamie<hr></blockquote>

maybe you and yer gang shouldnt go around locking threads or criticizing the content so harshly and then you wouldnt be in a "lose-lose" situation...

yes, we all poo. but we all think too. deal with it.

***Jambo*** · 08-05-2002, 07:02 PM

[quote]Originally posted by _ alliance _:


maybe you and yer gang shouldnt go around locking threads or criticizing the content so harshly and then you wouldnt be in a "lose-lose" situation...

yes, we all poo. but we all think too. deal with it.<hr></blockquote>

Hey, a man can have a "loose loose" situation if he likes <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" /> (It's late here)

running with scissors · 08-05-2002, 07:16 PM

[quote]Originally posted by Jamie:


Hey, a man can have a "loose loose" situation if he likes <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" /> (It's late here)<hr></blockquote>

jamie, don't take any shit from him.

you know i had to do it. i couldn't resist

08-05-2002, 07:23 PM

Actually, if you add too much fiber to your diet, it should take you longer to poo. Not having enough fiber in your diet gives you "the runs" as I have heard them called. They're quick, but messy... whereas with a lot of fiber, you have to work on it for a while sometimes.

I usually take in some reading material, I mean, I've got nothing better to do. Usually the latest Colorado Cyclist catalog... I'm currently shopping for a new 700C wheelset

RodUK · 08-05-2002, 07:26 PM

[quote]Originally posted by Jamie:
Usually once every day, pretty regular.

I'd like to know why some guys take a newspaper in there with them :eek: Does it really take them that long??

J :cool: <hr></blockquote>

I thought the newspaper was to save on toilet paper. Talking of which, how many sheets do you use ? Do you use both sides or just the one ? Do you turn your underwear inside out when it gets a bit soiled, to prolong the time between washes ?

Hmmm, you're right, it is getting a bit late over here.
<img src="graemlins/hmmm.gif" border="0" alt="[Hmmm]" />

[ 08-05-2002: Message edited by: RodUK ]

ZO · 08-05-2002, 07:41 PM

LOL funny thread

A MONTH without poo???? Good LORD!!! Did you JUST have water or something? That just aint right.

As to the question, usually once a day. around 5 minutes sounds right. I tend to think of huge battles and war when I go

*bbbooooom! pow!!! bang!!!!*

***Jambo*** · 08-05-2002, 07:50 PM

[quote]Originally posted by ZO:
I tend to think of huge battles and war when I go

*bbbooooom! pow!!! bang!!!!*<hr></blockquote>

<img src="graemlins/bugeye.gif" border="0" alt="[Skeptical]" /> I find this quite disturbing, but I will try it, maybe it will make me poo even quicker.

J :cool:

RodUK · 08-05-2002, 07:50 PM

[quote]Originally posted by ZO:
 I tend to think of huge battles and war when I go

*bbbooooom! pow!!! bang!!!!*<hr></blockquote>

Its funny you should say that. The other day I had a bog blocking terd the size of a nuclear submarine! No kidding!!

EmAn · 08-05-2002, 08:27 PM

I spend ALOT of time in the bathroom. Right away when Macworld, MacAddict, Sports Illustrated, and the other magazines I get in the mail come they go into the bathroom. That's where I get all my reading done.

One day I'll probably end up bringing my iBook with me and post here

Willoughby · 08-05-2002, 08:32 PM

You should be going once or twice a day. If you're not going at least everyday, you've got some problems. Seriously.

You shouldn't have to...ahem...force. You also shouldn't have enough time to read anything.

From the sound of it, Jamie, you're pretty healthy. Do they float or sink?

Floaters not sinkers! The more compacted they are, the harder it is to go, which means your insides need some cleaning.

I'm not trying to be gross or anything, these are facts. Digestive health is very important. You guys sound like you need more raw vegetables in your diet :cool:

Crusader · 08-05-2002, 08:48 PM

OMG: This is the one of the funniest threads I have ever read!
[quote] Anyway, really don't like the ones that you have to shake off, you know the ones, they just sit there dangling, holding on for dear life so you have to wiggle them in the toilet. Or the ones that come half way out and then stop for no reason. then you are stuck there for longer than you wanted, and it is usually on a day when you are running late. <hr></blockquote>
ROTFLOL!

So true!
I "enjoy" the experince of pooing. I go every 3-4 days, and when I go I tend to grab a thick book like "The Macintosh Bible" and I can be in there for up to 25 minutes. It's sorta like a feeling of bliss you get once you drop the first one and just let the others slowly move through your system. I do have to admit though some of them hang on forever, but I have never tried "shaking" them loose. As for fresh veggies, I only eat about a bag of carrots every three days. Another question do you leave a "present" for the next ocupent of the room/stall (no not that! I mean smell)? Some people, jeez, it has the potental to kill the entire population of a small country! I tend to leave the smells of the bathroom untouched.

I-bent-my-wookie · 08-05-2002, 09:00 PM

[quote]Originally posted by running with scissors:
i'm a once everday pooer, usually. sometimes once every other day. how bout you?

how low can this forum go? let's find out.

[ 08-05-2002: Message edited by: running with scissors ]<hr></blockquote>

I just engaged in a fascinating conversation with my friend Karla about this very fact. She is a health-concious individual and she had heard from a couple of "health-experts" (take that with a grain of salt) that you should be crapping 3 times a day...

of course one of the experts was also pushing 'colon-cleansing' supplements/implements...

Outsider · 08-05-2002, 09:05 PM

Patchouli · 08-05-2002, 09:06 PM

'Poo'? <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" />

Eugene · 08-05-2002, 09:17 PM

I poo at least once a day...

Ebby · 08-05-2002, 09:23 PM

[quote]Originally posted by EmAn:
One day I'll probably end up bringing my iBook with me and post here

<hr></blockquote>

Beat you to it! (I love Airport.)

PS: Don't spend too much time surfing the web, you still have a job to do.

Matsu · 08-05-2002, 09:49 PM

Excellent thread.

Every morning, every night. Like a clock. And they're huge too! When I get a digital camera I'll post a pic for you.

EmAn · 08-05-2002, 09:54 PM

[quote]Originally posted by Matsu:
Excellent thread.

Every morning, every night. Like a clock. And they're huge too! When I get a digital camera I'll post a pic for you.<hr></blockquote>

Yes! I wanna see a pic!

_ alliance _ · 08-05-2002, 10:10 PM

[quote]Originally posted by M3D Jack:
Actually, if you add too much fiber to your diet, it should take you longer to poo. Not having enough fiber in your diet gives you "the runs" as I have heard them called. They're quick, but messy... whereas with a lot of fiber, you have to work on it for a while sometimes.

<hr></blockquote>

actually, its just the opposite. since fiber is not digestible, it shoots right through. and if you dont get enuff fiber, u get constipated. this is why people who eat more greens (fiber) shit easier. it creates the secretion of a lubricant in the digestive system while it goes through. foods w/ alot of fiber are natural laxatives. so keep a good habit of at least eating some fiber in yer diet. dont eat just all meat, or you will get constipated... <img src="graemlins/smokin.gif" border="0" alt="[Chilling]" />

TigerWoods99 · 08-05-2002, 10:26 PM

Dare I say greatest thread ever?

Hmm...I took a dump earlier today. Now my dad, he goes to the bathroom like 24/7.

Here's a question: How many of you do it in public bathrooms? I will NEVER do a #2 in a public restroom.

EmAn · 08-05-2002, 10:32 PM

[quote]Originally posted by TigerWoods99:
Dare I say greatest thread ever?

Hmm...I took a dump earlier today. Now my dad, he goes to the bathroom like 24/7.

Here's a question: How many of you do it in public bathrooms? I will NEVER do a #2 in a public restroom.<hr></blockquote>

I don't like to go in public bathrooms, but if I have to I will. Since I don't have anything to read in public bathrooms I play Snake on my cell phone

EmAn's Mom · 08-05-2002, 11:13 PM

[quote]Originally posted by EmAn:
I spend ALOT of time in the bathroom.<hr></blockquote>

<img src="graemlins/bugeye.gif" border="0" alt="[Skeptical]" />

Don't think for one minute that I don't know what's going on young man.

ijerry · 08-05-2002, 11:20 PM

The public restroom thing is my most hated dilema. It is fine once I use half of the roll of toilet paper to cover the seat. But it seems that I always go in to the bathroom when it is empty and I can concentrate on my turd. But right when I start to "turtle" someone walks in and then my turd follows. I could kick those bastards sometimes for walking in on me right at the point of release. Its as if my sphincter gets startled or something and doesn't continue with its job and lets that turd back in. Another bad thing is that the toilet paper in the public stalls tears my ass up good, and more or less just smears it around a little so that for the rest of my stay my ass itches. That is why I started carrying around tucks pads, because they clean you up right after a public restroom stop and your ass is once again clean and does not itch. Just a pointer for those of you who have the same prob.

08-05-2002, 11:23 PM

Please try to keep the language in here slightly higher than it is currently.

I don't enjoy the word 'turd'.

EmAn · 08-05-2002, 11:24 PM

[quote]Originally posted by EmAn's Mom:


<img src="graemlins/bugeye.gif" border="0" alt="[Skeptical]" />

Don't think for one minute that I don't know what's going on young man.

<hr></blockquote>

Come on mom, you know that after I come out of my bathroom it always stinks, so I'm not doing what you think I am!

alcimedes · 08-05-2002, 11:26 PM

[quote]yes, we all poo. but we all think too. deal with it.

<hr></blockquote>

in some cases they are remarkably similar.

i hate to poo in public places. have certain toilets i use, go there every time i can. just have to make sure you're regular then.

08-05-2002, 05:52 PM	#1
running with scissors Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: kansas city Posts: 1,118	how often do you poo? i'm a once everyday pooer, usually. sometimes once every other day. how bout you? how low can this forum go? let's find out. [ 08-05-2002: Message edited by: running with scissors ]</p> spread the luv

08-05-2002, 06:12 PM	#3
running with scissors Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: kansas city Posts: 1,118	[quote]Originally posted by pscates: <strong>"Mission Control, initiate countdown...T minus 5, 4, 3..." <img src="graemlins/bugeye.gif" border="0" alt="[Skeptical]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote> is that how you poo, you give the old "t minus..." routine? nice technique. spread the luv

08-05-2002, 06:25 PM	#5
pscates Mr. Vieira Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 5,783	[quote]Originally posted by running with scissors: <strong> is that how you poo, you give the old "t minus..." routine? nice technique.</strong><hr></blockquote> OHMIGOSH! I should clarify...yikes! That "countdown" thing was a reference to how long it'll take for this thread to get locked. Oh man. THAT didn't quite come across in the way I intended... <img src="graemlins/bugeye.gif" border="0" alt="[Skeptical]" /> Again, there is no NASA-esque goings-on in my bathroom. I repeat. Please don't take that as such.

08-05-2002, 06:26 PM	#6
running with scissors Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: kansas city Posts: 1,118	[quote]Originally posted by Jamie: <strong>Usually once every day, pretty regular. I'd like to know why some guys take a newspaper in there with them :eek: Does it really take them that long?? J :cool: </strong><hr></blockquote> i take quite a while, generally. at least 5-15 mins. maybe i need to get more fiber in my diet. spread the luv

08-05-2002, 06:28 PM	#7
*Jambo* Administrator Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: AppleInsider Europe Posts: 3,022	[quote]Originally posted by running with scissors: <strong> i take quite a while, generally. at least 5-15 mins. maybe i need to get more fiber in my diet.</strong><hr></blockquote> Wow, I'm in and outta there in less than a minute, maybe I drink too much fresh OJ

08-05-2002, 05:58 PM	#2
pscates Mr. Vieira Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 5,783	"Mission Control, initiate countdown...T minus 5, 4, 3..." <img src="graemlins/bugeye.gif" border="0" alt="[Skeptical]" /> [EDIT: above countdown refers to how long until this thread is locked. IS NOT an answer to the original topic began by running with scissors!!! Whew...] [ 08-05-2002: Message edited by: pscates ]</p>

08-05-2002, 06:21 PM	#4
*Jambo* Administrator Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: AppleInsider Europe Posts: 3,022	Usually once every day, pretty regular. I'd like to know why some guys take a newspaper in there with them :eek: Does it really take them that long?? J :cool:

08-05-2002, 06:29 PM	#8
running with scissors Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: kansas city Posts: 1,118	[quote]Originally posted by pscates: <strong> OHMIGOSH! I should clarify...yikes! That "countdown" thing was a reference to how long it'll take for this thread to get locked. Oh man. THAT didn't quite come across in the way I intended... <img src="graemlins/bugeye.gif" border="0" alt="[Skeptical]" /> Again, there is no NASA-esque goings-on in my bathroom. I repeat. Please don't take that as such. </strong><hr></blockquote> what the hell, i figure if jamie can start a thread on masturbation, why not one on poo? don't be ashamed about your technique, what ever gets the job done. spread the luv

08-05-2002, 06:31 PM	#9
running with scissors Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: kansas city Posts: 1,118	[quote]Originally posted by Jamie: <strong> Wow, I'm in and outta there in less than a minute, maybe I drink too much fresh OJ </strong><hr></blockquote> could be coffee too. i hear that will get you flowing. spread the luv

08-05-2002, 06:33 PM	#10
_ alliance _ Cutter of Animals Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Twin Peaks, CA (finally out of Texas) Posts: 2,066	my thread is criticized and gets locked, but this one is let alone and even embraced by the moderators...?? ok... "If it weren't for my horse...I wouldn't have spent that year in college." "If curling is an olympic sport, then oral sex is adultery. If anything, oral sex should be an olympic sport...cause it's harder than curling, and if you're any good at it, you deserve a medal." please don't ban me

08-05-2002, 06:38 PM	#11
pscates Mr. Vieira Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 5,783	It's all in the presentation.

08-05-2002, 06:39 PM	#12
ijerry Registered User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: cheyenne, wyoming Posts: 608	I poo everday, right when I wake up so that when I take a shower my bunghole is clean and there are no clingons. Anyway, really don't like the ones that you have to shake off, you know the ones, they just sit there dangling, holding on for dear life so you have to wiggle them in the toilet. Or the ones that come half way out and then stop for no reason. then you are stuck there for longer than you wanted, and it is usually on a day when you are running late. Well, all in all, I say a good 5-10 min. does me good, but it could be shorter or longer depending on how much mexican food I have been eating. Cheyenne Photographer

08-05-2002, 06:45 PM	#13
*Jambo* Administrator Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: AppleInsider Europe Posts: 3,022	[quote]Originally posted by _ alliance _: <strong>my thread is criticized and gets locked, but this one is let alone and even embraced by the moderators...?? ok... </strong><hr></blockquote> Ok, let's say I cam in here and locked the thread. You or someone else would head of to Suggestions and do your "Jamie was bad, Jamie is evil" thing. Now I reply in a thread and am criticized for that!! Loose loose situation <img src="graemlins/oyvey.gif" border="0" alt="[No]" /> And just because I reply doesn't mean I embrace it. We all poo, man. Deal with it. Jamie

08-05-2002, 06:47 PM	#14
running with scissors Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: kansas city Posts: 1,118	[quote]Originally posted by Jamie: <strong> Ok, let's say I cam in here and locked the thread. You or someone else would head of to Suggestions and do your "Jamie was bad, Jamie is evil" thing. Now I reply in a thread and am criticized for that!! Loose loose situation <img src="graemlins/oyvey.gif" border="0" alt="[No]" /> And just because I reply doesn't mean I embrace it. We all poo, man. Deal with it. Jamie</strong><hr></blockquote> jamie is one wth the poo. :cool: spread the luv

08-05-2002, 06:56 PM	#15
_ alliance _ Cutter of Animals Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Twin Peaks, CA (finally out of Texas) Posts: 2,066	[quote]Originally posted by Jamie: <strong> Ok, let's say I cam in here and locked the thread. You or someone else would head of to Suggestions and do your "Jamie was bad, Jamie is evil" thing. Now I reply in a thread and am criticized for that!! Loose loose situation <img src="graemlins/oyvey.gif" border="0" alt="[No]" /> And just because I reply doesn't mean I embrace it. We all poo, man. Deal with it. Jamie</strong><hr></blockquote> maybe you and yer gang shouldnt go around locking threads or criticizing the content so harshly and then you wouldnt be in a "lose-lose" situation... yes, we all poo. but we all think too. deal with it. "If it weren't for my horse...I wouldn't have spent that year in college." "If curling is an olympic sport, then oral sex is adultery. If anything, oral sex should be an olympic sport...cause it's harder than curling, and if you're any good at it, you deserve a medal." please don't ban me

08-05-2002, 07:02 PM	#16
*Jambo* Administrator Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: AppleInsider Europe Posts: 3,022	[quote]Originally posted by _ alliance _: <strong> maybe you and yer gang shouldnt go around locking threads or criticizing the content so harshly and then you wouldnt be in a "lose-lose" situation... yes, we all poo. but we all think too. deal with it.</strong><hr></blockquote> Hey, a man can have a "loose loose" situation if he likes <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" /> (It's late here)

08-05-2002, 07:16 PM	#17
running with scissors Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: kansas city Posts: 1,118	[quote]Originally posted by Jamie: <strong> Hey, a man can have a "loose loose" situation if he likes <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" /> (It's late here)</strong><hr></blockquote> jamie, don't take any shit from him. you know i had to do it. i couldn't resist spread the luv

08-05-2002, 07:23 PM	#18
LoCash Guest Posts: n/a	Actually, if you add too much fiber to your diet, it should take you longer to poo. Not having enough fiber in your diet gives you "the runs" as I have heard them called. They're quick, but messy... whereas with a lot of fiber, you have to work on it for a while sometimes. I usually take in some reading material, I mean, I've got nothing better to do. Usually the latest Colorado Cyclist catalog... I'm currently shopping for a new 700C wheelset

08-05-2002, 07:26 PM	#19
RodUK Registered User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Dorset, England Posts: 706	[quote]Originally posted by Jamie: <strong>Usually once every day, pretty regular. I'd like to know why some guys take a newspaper in there with them :eek: Does it really take them that long?? J :cool: </strong><hr></blockquote> I thought the newspaper was to save on toilet paper. Talking of which, how many sheets do you use ? Do you use both sides or just the one ? Do you turn your underwear inside out when it gets a bit soiled, to prolong the time between washes ? Hmmm, you're right, it is getting a bit late over here. <img src="graemlins/hmmm.gif" border="0" alt="[Hmmm]" /> [ 08-05-2002: Message edited by: RodUK ]</p>

08-05-2002, 07:41 PM	#20
ZO :::: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Paris Posts: 3,047	LOL funny thread A MONTH without poo???? Good LORD!!! Did you JUST have water or something? That just aint right. As to the question, usually once a day. around 5 minutes sounds right. I tend to think of huge battles and war when I go bbbooooom! pow!!! bang!!!! I'm having deja-vu and amnesia at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

08-05-2002, 07:50 PM	#21
*Jambo* Administrator Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: AppleInsider Europe Posts: 3,022	[quote]Originally posted by ZO: <strong>I tend to think of huge battles and war when I go bbbooooom! pow!!! bang!!!!</strong><hr></blockquote> <img src="graemlins/bugeye.gif" border="0" alt="[Skeptical]" /> I find this quite disturbing, but I will try it, maybe it will make me poo even quicker. J :cool:

08-05-2002, 08:27 PM	#23
EmAn Moderator Emeritus Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: New City, NY/West Hartford, CT Posts: 7,192	I spend ALOT of time in the bathroom. Right away when Macworld, MacAddict, Sports Illustrated, and the other magazines I get in the mail come they go into the bathroom. That's where I get all my reading done. One day I'll probably end up bringing my iBook with me and post here

08-05-2002, 08:32 PM	#24
Willoughby Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: my desk Posts: 1,452	You should be going once or twice a day. If you're not going at least everyday, you've got some problems. Seriously. You shouldn't have to...ahem...force. You also shouldn't have enough time to read anything. From the sound of it, Jamie, you're pretty healthy. Do they float or sink? Floaters not sinkers! The more compacted they are, the harder it is to go, which means your insides need some cleaning. I'm not trying to be gross or anything, these are facts. Digestive health is very important. You guys sound like you need more raw vegetables in your diet :cool: Be quiet, Brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip

08-05-2002, 08:48 PM	#25
Crusader Rampant A.I Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Westminster, MD Posts: 1,125	OMG: This is the one of the funniest threads I have ever read! [quote] Anyway, really don't like the ones that you have to shake off, you know the ones, they just sit there dangling, holding on for dear life so you have to wiggle them in the toilet. Or the ones that come half way out and then stop for no reason. then you are stuck there for longer than you wanted, and it is usually on a day when you are running late. <hr></blockquote> ROTFLOL! So true! I "enjoy" the experince of pooing. I go every 3-4 days, and when I go I tend to grab a thick book like "The Macintosh Bible" and I can be in there for up to 25 minutes. It's sorta like a feeling of bliss you get once you drop the first one and just let the others slowly move through your system. I do have to admit though some of them hang on forever, but I have never tried "shaking" them loose. As for fresh veggies, I only eat about a bag of carrots every three days. Another question do you leave a "present" for the next ocupent of the room/stall (no not that! I mean smell)? Some people, jeez, it has the potental to kill the entire population of a small country! I tend to leave the smells of the bathroom untouched. "It’s a good thing there’s no law against a company having a monopoly of good ideas. Otherwise Apple would be in deep yogurt..." -Apple Press Release

08-05-2002, 09:00 PM	#26
I-bent-my-wookie Registered User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Calgary Posts: 326	[quote]Originally posted by running with scissors: <strong>i'm a once everday pooer, usually. sometimes once every other day. how bout you? how low can this forum go? let's find out. [ 08-05-2002: Message edited by: running with scissors ]</strong><hr></blockquote> I just engaged in a fascinating conversation with my friend Karla about this very fact. She is a health-concious individual and she had heard from a couple of "health-experts" (take that with a grain of salt) that you should be crapping 3 times a day... of course one of the experts was also pushing 'colon-cleansing' supplements/implements... i got a letter from the government the other day i opened and read it it said they were suckers they wanted me for their army or whatever picture me given' a damn I said never here is a land that never gave a damn about a brother like me and myself because they never did i wasn't wit' it but just that very minute... it occured to me the suckers had authority

08-05-2002, 09:05 PM	#27
Outsider Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: North Carolina Posts: 5,766	I'm no square but isn't that counter-indicated by my operations manual?

08-05-2002, 09:06 PM	#28
Patchouli Registered User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: New York City Posts: 400	'Poo'? <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" />

08-05-2002, 09:17 PM	#29
Eugene Moderator Emeritus Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Hillsborough, CA Posts: 8,198	I poo at least once a day... I can change my sig again!

08-05-2002, 09:23 PM	#30
Ebby RIAA's Most Wanted Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Over Yander Posts: 3,101	[quote]Originally posted by EmAn: <strong>One day I'll probably end up bringing my iBook with me and post here </strong><hr></blockquote> Beat you to it! (I love Airport.) PS: Don't spend too much time surfing the web, you still have a job to do. horrid misuse of cool technology SSBA.COM

08-05-2002, 09:49 PM	#31
Matsu Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: a room with a view Posts: 6,499	Excellent thread. Every morning, every night. Like a clock. And they're huge too! When I get a digital camera I'll post a pic for you. IBL!

08-05-2002, 09:54 PM	#32
EmAn Moderator Emeritus Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: New City, NY/West Hartford, CT Posts: 7,192	[quote]Originally posted by Matsu: <strong>Excellent thread. Every morning, every night. Like a clock. And they're huge too! When I get a digital camera I'll post a pic for you.</strong><hr></blockquote> Yes! I wanna see a pic!

08-05-2002, 10:10 PM	#33
_ alliance _ Cutter of Animals Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Twin Peaks, CA (finally out of Texas) Posts: 2,066	[quote]Originally posted by M3D Jack: <strong>Actually, if you add too much fiber to your diet, it should take you longer to poo. Not having enough fiber in your diet gives you "the runs" as I have heard them called. They're quick, but messy... whereas with a lot of fiber, you have to work on it for a while sometimes. </strong><hr></blockquote> actually, its just the opposite. since fiber is not digestible, it shoots right through. and if you dont get enuff fiber, u get constipated. this is why people who eat more greens (fiber) shit easier. it creates the secretion of a lubricant in the digestive system while it goes through. foods w/ alot of fiber are natural laxatives. so keep a good habit of at least eating some fiber in yer diet. dont eat just all meat, or you will get constipated... <img src="graemlins/smokin.gif" border="0" alt="[Chilling]" /> "If it weren't for my horse...I wouldn't have spent that year in college." "If curling is an olympic sport, then oral sex is adultery. If anything, oral sex should be an olympic sport...cause it's harder than curling, and if you're any good at it, you deserve a medal." please don't ban me

08-05-2002, 10:26 PM	#34
TigerWoods99 Registered User Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Cleveland, OH, USA Posts: 2,631	Dare I say greatest thread ever? Hmm...I took a dump earlier today. Now my dad, he goes to the bathroom like 24/7. Here's a question: How many of you do it in public bathrooms? I will NEVER do a #2 in a public restroom. ~Winner of the Official 2003 AppleInsider NCAA Men's Basketball Tournament Pool~

08-05-2002, 10:32 PM	#35
EmAn Moderator Emeritus Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: New City, NY/West Hartford, CT Posts: 7,192	[quote]Originally posted by TigerWoods99: <strong>Dare I say greatest thread ever? Hmm...I took a dump earlier today. Now my dad, he goes to the bathroom like 24/7. Here's a question: How many of you do it in public bathrooms? I will NEVER do a #2 in a public restroom.</strong><hr></blockquote> I don't like to go in public bathrooms, but if I have to I will. Since I don't have anything to read in public bathrooms I play Snake on my cell phone

08-05-2002, 11:13 PM	#36
EmAn's Mom Registered User Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 18	[quote]Originally posted by EmAn: <strong>I spend ALOT of time in the bathroom.</strong><hr></blockquote> <img src="graemlins/bugeye.gif" border="0" alt="[Skeptical]" /> Don't think for one minute that I don't know what's going on young man.