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Post random thoughts.. poems.. jokes what have you in this thread. This is one thread that can't go off topic.
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Remember when you were a kid and the boys didn't like the girls? Only
sissies liked girls? What I'm trying to tell you is that nothing's
changed. You think boys grow out of not liking girls, but we don't grow
out of it. We just grow horny. That's the problem. We mix up liking
pussy for liking girls. Believe me, one couldn't have less to do with
the other.
\t\t-- Jules Feiffer
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Got no pants, no pants I say, no pants to call my own
Got no pants, no pants you see, no pants when i leave home.
Don't need no pants, when i am little, don't need none when i'm grown
How come when I don't wear no pants, i am always alone
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One day a blonde had a doctor appointment. She went into the doctor's office and was told to sitdown on the examination table. The doctor went over the blonde, put his stethoscope over her heart and said, "Big breaths."To which the blonde replied, "Yeah, I know andI'm only sixteen."
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[quote]
flowerbob01 - a cold world. you world makes me cold
Cipher1387 - macnn threads = not working.
Cipher1387 - brb
flowerbob01 - i shiver
flowerbob01 - get up from the computer, move to the closet
Cipher1387 - exactly the effect i desired when i designed it
flowerbob01 - reach for a jacket
flowerbob01 - the hanger is empty
Cipher1387 - but im not cold.
flowerbob01 - the jacket lies crumpled in the corner of the bed
Cipher1387 - which brings me to this point:
flowerbob01 - i reach for it
flowerbob01 - it too is cold
Cipher1387 - the world is cold. the occupant is not.
Cipher1387 - LOL
flowerbob01 - and i shiver again as i pull it around myself
Cipher1387 - very amusing
flowerbob01 - my feet feel for the sleepers at the foot of the bed
flowerbob01 - they're just under the bed
flowerbob01 - my feet feel for them
flowerbob01 - push them further under the bed
flowerbob01 - too far
flowerbob01 - i drop to my knees
flowerbob01 - and reach under the bed
Cipher1387 - LOL

i avoided first person

flowerbob01 - the jacket pulled round my shoulders drops to the flooe
flowerbob01 - notice the floor is unclean
flowerbob01 - reach to quickly snatch the jacket, but another shiver--an icy shiver traveling up from the floor--and i lose my balance
flowerbob01 - the arm reaching backwards and the body toppling to the side, the knee is twisted in between
flowerbob01 - seize the jacket and clamber onto the bed as best as can
flowerbob01 - wrap the jacket around the shoulders again
flowerbob01 - shudder and curl into the corner
flowerbob01 - pressing back against a worn pillowcase
flowerbob01 - and the thin remains of a pillow inside
flowerbob01 - hardly adequate padding to keep off the chill of the stone wall
Cipher1387 - heheheh
flowerbob01 - massage the sore knee
Cipher1387 - ****
Cipher1387 - 3 days 8 hrs uptime and why do i have to reboot? BECAUSE THE INTERNET DROPS
flowerbob01 - massage the sore knee
flowerbob01 - it feels like it will be swollen by tomorrow
flowerbob01 - stand up again slowly
flowerbob01 - one leg is aches, is weak
flowerbob01 - but one leg is enough to stand
flowerbob01 - steady with a hand on the furniture on either side
flowerbob01 - the bed with it's ragged quilt
flowerbob01 - and the little bookcase
flowerbob01 - that at one time held as many as ten books
flowerbob01 - but now has not even the small shelf left
flowerbob01 - slowly move back over to the small chair
flowerbob01 - pulling the jacket close
flowerbob01 - and shivering more violently now than before
flowerbob01 - but holding steady with both hands
flowerbob01 - tired hands
flowerbob01 - eyes close in sudden agony
flowerbob01 - the twisted knee screams
flowerbob01 - the other falters
flowerbob01 - fall towards the chair
flowerbob01 - fall towards the chair
Cipher1387 - brb... sys fuX0red... macsbug
flowerbob01 - fall t o w a r d s the chair
flowerbob01 - miss the chair
flowerbob01 - catch the chair
flowerbob01 - a hand catches the chair
Cipher1387 - eh. ****it. nevermind.
flowerbob01 - and brings it crashing to the floor in an inconsequential puddle of splinters
flowerbob01 - as the body lands next to it with a dull thud
flowerbob01 - leaving the leg unaturally twisted around behind
flowerbob01 - the foot still on the other side of the little bookcase
flowerbob01 - wobbling back and forth
flowerbob01 - a hand moves up and steadies it
flowerbob01 - and steadies it
flowerbob01 - and steadies it
flowerbob01 - the hand stays on the bookcase, though nothing is moving now
flowerbob01 - the hand has to stay
flowerbob01 - the hand has to need to steady the bookcase
flowerbob01 - it is an excuse
flowerbob01 - a need for immediacy
flowerbob01 - to keep the mind from noticing the leg
flowerbob01 - the unnatural leg
flowerbob01 - concentrate
flowerbob01 - concentrate on the bookcase
flowerbob01 - it's still moving
flowerbob01 - hand on the bookcase
flowerbob01 - it's moving
flowerbob01 - chake the bookcase
flowerbob01 - shake the bookcase
flowerbob01 - need to hold the bookcase
flowerbob01 - the bookcase is falling
flowerbob01 - hold it
flowerbob01 - don't let it fall
flowerbob01 - pull it hold it pull it hold it
flowerbob01 - the bookcase is at too steep an angle
flowerbob01 - as it leans, the hand is under it, holds it up
flowerbob01 - there is a pause
flowerbob01 - a moment to see
flowerbob01 - indeed, the mind can't see
flowerbob01 - the forced immediacy is sufficient
flowerbob01 - the bookcase is falling
flowerbob01 - the hand must hold it up
flowerbob01 - the bookcase foot kicks out, kicking the foot of the unnatural leg
flowerbob01 - a scream of pain
flowerbob01 - torn now from the cold lips
flowerbob01 - dry lips
flowerbob01 - cracked and glued together by the dry cold
flowerbob01 - the lips break
flowerbob01 - the blood gushes forth
flowerbob01 - one small drop too cold to flow
flowerbob01 - tear the mouth open, bite the lip
flowerbob01 - drink the blood
flowerbob01 - it almost feels warm
flowerbob01 - the world is interrupted by a sneeze
flowerbob01 - the body writhes in a horrible convulsion
flowerbob01 - the sneeze is followed by another
flowerbob01 - the body lies on the floor
flowerbob01 - in agony
flowerbob01 - and cold
flowerbob01 - the ground sucking the warmth of life from the broken body
flowerbob01 - the hands clutch the little bookcase
flowerbob01 - and pull the body up
flowerbob01 - ignoring the trailing legs, the shivering mass obeys
flowerbob01 - it falls across the coarse structure
flowerbob01 - the head hanging down on one side, the legs staying behind on the other
flowerbob01 - the frozen lips struggle in vain to let out another cry
flowerbob01 - the frozen lips struggle in vain to let out a moan
flowerbob01 - a piteous squeek is all that will come
flowerbob01 - the head moves, twists
flowerbob01 - crumples as the body convulses in another painful sneeze
flowerbob01 - bouncing itself up, only to fall heavily back onto fallen the bookcase
flowerbob01 - the head sags
flowerbob01 - there is no energy left to struggle
flowerbob01 - already the pain in the leg is dulled
flowerbob01 - as the cold floor numbs the loose limb
flowerbob01 - the drooping eyelids follow the head
flowerbob01 - a last silent sigh passes the bloody lips
Cipher1387 - ****...

now i have 52K of space on one HD, and ZERO K on another
flowerbob01 - as the last warmth of life passes out
flowerbob01 - leaving the body to the cold sleep of death
flowerbob01 - the eyes close. the body grows stiff
flowerbob01 - there is one last little cough
flowerbob01 - and it is over
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post #6 of 100
Wow... that was random...
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post #7 of 100
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There was a young harlot from Kew
Who filled her vagina with glue.
\tShe said with a grin,
\t"If they pay to get in,
They'll pay to get out of it too."
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post #8 of 100
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GOD is applied POWER
which is applied GOVERNMENT
\twhich is applied POLITICS
\t which is applied ADVERTISING
\t\twhich is applied SOCIOLOGY
\t\t which is applied PSYCHOLOGY
\t\t\twhich is applied BIOLOGY
\t\t\t which is applied CHEMISTRY
\t\t\t\twhich is applied PHYSICS
\t\t\t\t which is applied MATH
\t\t\t\t\twhich is applied PHILOSOPHY
\t\t\t\t\t which is applied BULLSHIT



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Tonight all my dorm mates left the dining commons as I was walking in... yeah, real cool guys.
Anyway, I decided to find a girl to sit with. I found a very attractive brunette sitting alone by herself so I decided to go over. We had a really good conversation, plus she was a lot hotter up close <img src="graemlins/biggthumpup.gif" border="0" alt="[Thumbs Up]" /> However, she turned out to be the R.A. for another building in the area and a second year student, while I am just a lowly Freshman DAMNIT! Oh well, you can't win every time.
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[quote]Originally posted by crawlingparanoia:
<strong>Tonight all my dorm mates left the dining commons as I was walking in... yeah, real cool guys.
Anyway, I decided to find a girl to sit with. I found a very attractive brunette sitting alone by herself so I decided to go over. We had a really good conversation, plus she was a lot hotter up close <img src="graemlins/biggthumpup.gif" border="0" alt="[Thumbs Up]" /> However, she turned out to be the R.A. for another building in the area and a second year student, while I am just a lowly Freshman DAMNIT! Oh well, you can't win every time.</strong><hr></blockquote>

You should have asked her to let you use her thighs as earmuffs.
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The reader this message encounters not failing to understand is
cursed.
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Damn, Sinewave, slow it down! 107 posts already! You're killing me over here. Any word on the others migrating over here?
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[quote]Originally posted by Sinewave:
You think boys grow out of not liking girls, but we don't grow out of it. We just grow horny. That's the problem. We mix up liking pussy for liking girls. Believe me, one couldn't have less to do with the other.
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[quote]Originally posted by Sinewave:
You should have asked her to let you use her thighs as earmuffs.<hr></blockquote>

Now ROFLMAO.....

Yer killin me man...cut it out! I haven't seen this kind of blatant manly humor in a web forum in...well I can't remember. That is funny shit. Who says the element of surprise doesn't make a good joke better?


As long as we're on the subject of women (almost as good as being on a woman in general), any of you guys ever notice your eating habits sometimes devolve back to the stone age when she isn't around?

I just made myself a bacon-and-cheese sandwich (bad enough) but then after all the crumbs fell on the plate (point for me, most men don't use plates) I found myself licking the crumbs off when I was done. Then I started looking on my desk for rogue bacon pieces...lol.

I need help.

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[quote]Originally posted by ctt1wbw:
<strong>Damn, Sinewave, slow it down! 107 posts already! You're killing me over here. Any word on the others migrating over here?</strong><hr></blockquote>


You know me..

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Yeah they complain when your a messy eater.. but you wont hear them complain when you have a face full of vag joosh and pubic hair. That is ok

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Originally posted by Sinewave: [quote]You should have asked her to let you use her thighs as earmuffs.<hr></blockquote>
That's nice, I might have to use that one.
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A bad little girl in Madrid,
A most reprehensible kid,
\tTold her Tante Louise
\tThat her cunt smelled like cheese,
And the worst of it was that it did!

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[quote]-E- Your greatest need is to talk. If your date is not a good listener, you have trouble relating. A person must be intellectually stimulating or you are not interested sexually. You need a friend for a lover and a companion for a bedmate. You hate disharmony and disruption, but you do enjoy a good argument once in a while it seems to stir things up. You flirt a lot, for
the challenge is more important than the sexual act for you, but once you give your heart away, you are uncompromisingly loyal. When you don't have a good lover to fall asleep with, you will fall asleep with a good book. (Sometimes, in fact, you prefer a good look.) <hr></blockquote>
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transport
motorways & tram lines
starting and then stopping
taking off and landing
the emptiest of feelings
disappointed people
clinging onto bottles
and when it comes its so so disappointing
let down and hanging around
crushed like a bug in the ground
let down and hanging around
shell smashed
juices flowing
wings twitch legs are going
don't get sentimental
it always ends up drivel
one day I'm going to grow wings
a chemical reaction
hysterical and useless
hysterical and let down and hanging around
crushed like a bug in the ground
let down and hanging around
let down again
you know where you are with
you know where you are with
floor collapses
floating
bouncing back and one day I am gonna grow wings
a chemical reaction
hysterical and useless
hysterical and let down and hanging around
crushed like a bug in the ground
let down and hanging around
I'm not living... I'm just killing time.
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Raising...
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my
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post count
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post #24 of 100
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Ryan don't be such a iTard


There was a young girl in Dakota
Had a letter from Ickes; he wrote her:
\t"In addition to gas
\tWe are rationing ass,
And you've greatly exceeded your quota."
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every single post in this thread by sinewave has been drivel that in some overt manner derides women


Its clear that 'he' must not actually know any real women . . . web sites, maybe but not women
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[quote]Originally posted by pfflam:
<strong>every single post in this thread by sinewave has been drivel that in some overt manner derides women


Its clear that 'he' must not actually know any real women . . . web sites, maybe but not women</strong><hr></blockquote>

I love women. I think everyone should own one.
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The end-user cost for this machine should be $500 or less, to be
sold early in 1982 (or, better still, by Christmas 1981).
\t\t-- Jef Raskin, May 1979
\t\t Describing the prototype to later become the
\t\t Macintosh
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WHITEY WILL PAY!
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Just another case of the man keepin' us down....

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Check this site out for some random memories: <a href="http://www.randomaccessmemory.org/" target="_blank">http://www.randomaccessmemory.org/</a>
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ring! ring! it's 7:00am
move y'self to go again
cold water in the face
brings you back to this awful place
knuckle merchants and you bankers, too
must get up an' learn those rules
weatherman and the crazy chief
one says sun and one says sleet
am, the fm, the pm too
churning out that boogaloo
gets you up and gets you out
but how long can you keep it up
gimme honda, gimme sony
so cheap and real phony
hong kong dollars and indian cents
english pounds and eskimo pence

you lot! what?
don't stop! give it all you got!
you lot! what?
don't stop! yeah!

you lot! what?
don't stop! give it all you got!
you lot! what?
don't stop! yeah!

working for a rise, better my station
take my baby to sophistication
she's seen the ads, she thinks it's nice
better work hard-i seen the price
never mind that it's time for the bus
we got to work-an' you're one of us
clocks go slow in a place of work
minutes drag and the hours jerk

"when can i tell 'em wot i do?
in a second, maaan...oright chuck!"

wave bub-bub-bub-bye to the boss
it's our profit, it's his loss
but anyway lunch bells ring
take one hour and do your thanng!
cheeesboiger!

what do we have for entertainmnet?
cops kickin' gypsies on the pavement
now the news-snap to attention!
the lunar landing of the dentist convention
italian mobster shoots a lobster
seafood restaurant gets out of hand
a car in the fridge
or a fridge in the car?
like cowboys do in tv land

you lot! what? don't stop. give it all you got! huh?
you lot! what? don't stop. huh?
you lot! what? don't stop. give it all you got! huh?
you lot! what? don't stop.

so get back to work an' sweat some more
the sun will sink an' we'll get out the door
it's no good for man to work in cages
hits the town, he drinks his wages
you're frettin', you're sweatin'
but did you notice you ain't gettin?
don't ever stop long enough to start?
to take your car outta that gear
don't you ever stop long enough to start?
to get your car outta that gear
karlo marx and friedrich engels
came to the checkout at the 7-11
marx was skint but he had sense
engels lent him the necessary pence

what have we got? yeh-o,
what have we got? yeh-o,
what have we got? magnificence!
what have we got?

luther king and mahatma gandhi
went to the park to check on the game
but they was murdered by the other team
who went on to win 50-nil
you can be true, you can be false
you be given the same reward
sacrates and milhous nixon
both went the same way-through the kitchen
plato the greek or rin tin tin
who's more famous to the billion millions?
news flash: vacuum cleaner sucks up budgie
oooohh...bub-bye

magnificence!!


-the magnificent seven
(the Clash) :cool:
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post #32 of 100
The Stream of Consciousness. Stop, Don't drink the water here: I urinate in that spot just upstream.
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Do not clog intellect's sluices with bits of knowledge of questionable uses.
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post #34 of 100
i think about
when a nigga didn't have
and a nigga told a joke
and the btches didn't laugh
see
now i do the math
i see if you got this
and this and this
to some cats
that nigga's the shit
and that's all they fuckin with
but these bitches don't know
if these bitches ain't for real
these bitches don't go
knock on door
no show
i'm sleep
tryin to creep
wit yo' best friend
put it in
dig deep

<img src="graemlins/smokin.gif" border="0" alt="[Chilling]" />
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Sound like star has been having fun



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post #36 of 100
Got any extra rolling paper?
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post #37 of 100
Sine I don't think they're going to catch the MM Stream.
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post #38 of 100
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[quote]Originally posted by macmonkey:
<strong>Sine I don't think they're going to catch the MM Stream.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Dave I KNOW they wont But who can?
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post #39 of 100
I don't even know if UBB can handle a thread that big. We're around 4500 posts in that one aren't we.
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[quote]Originally posted by macmonkey:
<strong>I don't even know if UBB can handle a thread that big. We're around 4500 posts in that one aren't we.</strong><hr></blockquote>

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