The Stream of Consciousness - Page 2

Q. Why does Helen Keller masturbate with only onehand? A. Because she moans with the other one!

One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently tapped his wife on the shoulderand started rubbing her arm. His wife turned over and said, "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh." Her husband, rejected, turned over and tried tosleep. A few minutes later, he rolled back overand tapped his wife again. This time he whispered in her ear, "Do you have adentist appointment tomorrow too?"

[quote]Originally posted by Samantha Joanne Ollendale:
<strong>Sinewave, your handle is so apt. A simple waveform devoid of harmonic content. No further commentary necessary</strong><hr></blockquote>

Really?

sine wave
n.
A waveform with deviation that can be graphically expressed as the sine curve.

sine wave n : a wave whose waveform resembles a sine curve

sine wave

&lt;mathematics&gt; A waveform of a single constant frequency and amplitude that continues for all time.


Did you just make up that definition on your own?

Nice to see you like my Jokes Sam. I hope they didn't get your panties in a knot too much. Wouldn't want the Political Correct police at my door.

This is one just for Sam

What is the difference between a woman and agolf ball? When you hit the golf ball, it doesn't come back.


Q. When will women go to the moon?A. When it needs to be cleaned up.


Q: How do you know where to make love to a fat woman? A: Flip through the folds until it smells likeshit, then go back one.

[quote]Originally posted by Samantha Joanne Ollendale:
<strong>Now I may have to sift thru that endless reserve of redneck & white-trash jokes....</strong><hr></blockquote>

I am hardly redneck or white trash sugar tits

[quote]Originally posted by david:
<strong>I'm gonna have to side with Samantha here. You're being a prick, Sinewave. You wouldn't make a "black" joke in front of a group of african americans, would you (you woud? bullsh*t)?<hr></blockquote></strong>
I made a black joke? I was making fun of Blacks? I didn't know that. It was a funny stupif advertisement. Quit being so damned sensitive. BTW a Black man sent me the link to this on ICQ. Want me to being him in here so he can laugh at you?
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And why not? Because women are historically subjugated to the role of passivity, and thus are an easy target who often don't fight back.
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What do you call a women with two black eyes? A women that didn't listen the FIRST TIME!
Ok all joking aside I know plenty of women that could kick my ass, I also know plenty of women that stick around bad abusive relationships with asshole drunks that like to anal rape them into submission. But yet these girls wont leave. Why is that? Believe me I am not for wife or women beating of any kind. I respect women more than I do men. But seriously people.. get the poles out of your ass. You've been brainwashed the past 8 years with this Political Correctness BS that has polluted this country. And it doesn't help racism.. it just makes it worse.
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But there's no difference between making jokes based on race, ethnicity, gender, sexual orientation, etc. It's all pretty rude.
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Sorry I didn't know this forum was filled with a bunch of PC tight asses. I make fun of myself more than I do any one else. If you can't laugh at yourself your too uptight.
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And before you say "well, I don't care if anyone makes fun of me and my race / ethnicity / gender / sexual orientation / etc," keep in mind that not everone feels like you do. People get offended. And if you continue to make racist/sexist jokes, don't act all f**king surprised when people call you a prick, or knock your ass out.
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Actually I have never had anyone say anything to me.. most people I hang around know I have a twisted sense of humor. No one gets offended. But then again.. I usually don't hang around crybabies.
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Not A PC Thug, Just sick of male bullshit,
David</strong><hr></blockquote>
Male Bullshit? So only males do this? Yes my friend you ARE a PC thug. PCr's always blame the "male" esp the "white male"

I have never beat on a girl. Actually if you ever asked one of my ex-gf (which most I am still friends with) they will tell you I am not some racist pig that treats them like a piece of meat.

The internet is not politically correct. If you want to live in a politically correct world get off the internet.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb?Screw that. Let the bitch cook in the dark.

[quote]Originally posted by Samantha Joanne Ollendale:
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I didn't say that you are. But through the nature of your posts, you are telling the world that you could well be.<hr></blockquote></strong> No.. If I was stating these things as fact.. yes maybe I would be. But I am joking. If you'd get the reindeer out of your ass you'd might see that. <strong> [quote]
Why don't you post something that puts yourself, (and your gender) in better stead instead of resorting to puerile cheap shots. In other words, grow up.</strong><hr></blockquote>
Cheap shots? THEY ARE JOKES! I know political correctness and reality don't mix very well and PCness usually makes a person lose all sense of humor they had.

In other words.. I am not being a racist, or woman beater. I am joking. In other words. Stop being such a whiney tight ass ok?

[ 11-22-2001: Message edited by: Sinewave ]</p>

[quote]Originally posted by Moogs :
<strong>Sinewave...the Andrew Dice Clay of AI.
Man you really are a shameless bastard aren't you? And here I thought your original woman joke (the ear muffs one, which I have to admit was pretty funny given the context) was merely a symptom of a recent failed romance or something...
<img src="graemlins/smokin.gif" border="0" alt="[Chilling]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>

Actually I wouldn't have posted all of that had Samantha not been such a big inspiration to me. She makes me want to get out of bed in the morning.

I also find it's funny a black man can stand up on stage and make fun of white people and it's ok. But a white man comes on stage and makes fun of Black people it's racists.



Double Standard.

[quote]Originally posted by jamiemarshall:
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Keep the jokes coming Sine! It keeps you busy while I'm upstairs with your mom
[ 11-22-2001: Message edited by: jamiemarshall ]</strong><hr></blockquote>

I thought I heard her laughing

[quote]Originally posted by Samantha Joanne Ollendale:
<strong>Sinewave droned:

Whats wrong with double standards, Sinewave? Isn't that the foundation of most American foreign policy?</strong><hr></blockquote>

Samantha you got a knack for taking something entirely NOT about the discussion we are having and use it as a point as your defense. It's called grabbing for straws. Did I ever make a statement about foreign policy? Did I once? No. I am talking about Political Correctness. Get the feminazi chip off your shoulder and you'll be a lot happier person.

[quote]Originally posted by Member:
<strong>Just NOT funny guys, in fact quite offensive, and no, it has nothing to do with the dreaded PC. It comes down to manners, as in good ones and bad ones.

So why not just shut it, as this topic will be soon, I should not be surprised.

Sorry, Samantha.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Yeah! We don't want anyone to say anything we deem offensive! Free Speech! But only when it's not offending anyone! Hypocrite. And YES it has everything to do with being
"Politically Correct" stop fooling yourself.

[quote]Originally posted by starfleetX:
<strong>Oh jeez, people. Fuck off already if you don't like Sinewave. This is his Stream of Consciousness thread. Do you know what "stream of consciousness" is? It's a bunch of random thoughts just plopped down for you to read. If you don't like the flow, get outta the stream... and back in the kitchen, bitch! (sooorry, couldn't resist. )</strong><hr></blockquote>

No star they can't do that. These are the same Politically correct people that go from message board to message board to police posts to make sure nothing "offensive" is being said. When there is.. they make a big hoot about it.. complain and even make up stories to get that sort of thing banned.. and topics locked. The Nazi Political Correct Police. TNPCP. Sure they'll cry free speech and thought when homosexuals or women want to have a march.. but they want to silence anyone else. It's a double standard. And it makes them hypocrites. These same people say "Hey who are you to tell me I can't kill my baby.. it's non of your business" But they will get in your face and tell you what you are allowed to say to make sure you don't offend any of their ideals. Now who is the bully?

[ 11-22-2001: Message edited by: Sinewave ]</p>

A sex-loving coed named Bree
Caught the clap from her Apple IIE.
\tThe joystick, she found,
\tHad been fooling around
With a neighboring student's PC.

[quote]Originally posted by ctt1wbw:
<strong>It's good to see yourself at home already, Sine! </strong><hr></blockquote>

I am always home.

[quote]Originally posted by Samantha Joanne Ollendale:
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Make your mind up, kiddo.
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Oh please.. you turned this into a discussion with your constant dissaproval of my posts. When I made a comment about how comedy was a double standard you came and said well "so is foreign policy" Something we wasn't talking about. Your comment was not random.. but a reply to mine. Another straw grabbing.
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Only dead fish go with the flow
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Then you should feel RIGHT at home.
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And for the politically correct, here's a politically incorrect one (quoted from from "Boondocks") which prompted a little chuckle:

"The spoiled son of a powerful politician from a wealthy oil family who is supported by religious fundamental extremists, operates through clandestine organizations, has no respect for the democratic electoral process, bombs innocents and uses war to deny people their civil liberties."</strong><hr></blockquote>

Your a liberal zealot Samantha. Plain and simple. While I am not a Democrat OR a Republican. I can see right through you. You believe anything the liberal propaganda machine feeds you. Bush (as it has been recounted 3 times) won fair and square. Gore on the other hand could not have wont legally. Bombs innocents? You do know in War ..innocent people die right? Or do you still have you political correct rose colored glasses still on?

I am betting your one of those people that wants something done about the terrorists as long as it doesn't have any negative effect on your daily life too.

Get real. Step BACK into reality. BTW don't believe every thing your read.


If I had my choice I'd do away with BOTH parties.

We need to vote for the PERSON.. not the PARTY. You actually think Gore got those votes cause he was Gore? AHHAHA The only reason Bush probably won was because Gore is such a loser . Same reason Clinton wont the second time.. wtf wanted Dole in office?

[ 11-23-2001: Message edited by: Sinewave ]</p>

[quote]Originally posted by starfleetX:
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See, that wasn't too hard, was it?

I think Sine's point was that this thread isn't for debate, that it's just for off-the-wall and funny things like this (well, sorta like this <img src="graemlins/bugeye.gif" border="0" alt="[Skeptical]" /> ).

[ 11-22-2001: Message edited by: starfleetX ]</strong><hr></blockquote>
WE wont go into Gore being a spoiled brat that had ties in poltics either.. Most presidents are.
But Your exactly right.. but there is always those Nazi PC police that have to be a ass and ruin it for every one else by telling them what they can and cannot say on the web. How pathetic.
BTW Samantha .. no one makes you come to this thread. You DO have a right to just ignore it. Or can you?

[ 11-23-2001: Message edited by: Sinewave ]</p>

Here is a random thought for you. The old AI was pretty stuffy.. they wouldn't let you post most things. That is the reason I'd never post here. It seems they have gotten a little less uptight than before. Maybe it's because Political Correctness isn't being forced down our throat anymore.

Thank God that is over.