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Top Ten Santa Pick-Up Lines

post #1 of 7
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10. Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?
9. Wanna see my 12-inch elf?
8. I`ve got something special in the sack for you!
7. Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?
6. I know when you`ve been bad or good--so let`s skip the small talk, sister!
5. Some of my best toys run on batteries...
4. Interested in seeing the "North Pole"? (Well, that`s what the Mrs. calls it ...)
3. I see you when you`re sleeping--and you don`t wear any underwear, do you?
2. Screw the "nice" list--I`ve got you on my "naughty" list!
1. Wanna join the "Mile High" club?
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post #2 of 7
You forgot the most famous one...

"Hello miss, why don't you hop into Santa's lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up."

Aldo is watching....
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Aldo is watching....
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post #3 of 7
lol
Because the people who are crazy enough to think thay can change the world, are the ones who do
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Because the people who are crazy enough to think thay can change the world, are the ones who do
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post #4 of 7
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[quote]Originally posted by Moogs ™:
<strong>You forgot the most famous one...

"Hello miss, why don't you hop into Santa's lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up."

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Outdated. .. the women are smart to that one by now
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post #5 of 7
#5 and #3 are particularly good.
My Karma ran over my Dogma.
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My Karma ran over my Dogma.
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post #6 of 7
"I only come once a year, so can you help me empty my sack?"
post #7 of 7
Why doesn't santa have any kids?

He only comes once a year, and that's down a chimney. :cool:
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