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A small collection of common international insults taken from the FHM 2002 Diary.

Feel free to add your own.

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Canada (Quebec) Va ta faire d éfoncer! Go get a*s f*cked.

Denmark Knalden nosserøv. You f*cking balls-ar*e.

Finland Aitisi nai poroja. Your mother copulates with reindeer.

France Mes couilles sur ton nez. My balls on your nose.

Germany Leck mich am Arsch! Lick my a*s.

Greece Gamo to mouni pou se petage. I f*ck the pu*sy you came from.

Ireland (Rep of) P óg mo thón, cioch. Kiss my ar*e, t!t.

Italy Vaffanculo! Go f*ck yourself.

Japan Kusu o taberu na. Eat f*cking sh!t.

Mexico Chuputa mi cojones. Suck my nutsack.

Russia Tva-ya mama sa-seet korrov-on-ni-ye hoy-ee. Your mother sucks cow-d!cks.

Spain Metete un palo en el culo. Shove a stick up youre a*s.
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Wow... more than we wanted to know! :eek:
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Impressive :eek:
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Note: you can say anything short of the F-bomb on here without bumping into the censoring device.

It censors one word. ****.
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Russia: "Iob tvaiu mat'" Fµck your mother
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post #6 of 37
Tigrinian (Eritrea) Swatay Migurka, Ata. (Seven times in your asshole, boy.) A deadly insult which might result in corporal damage to one or both of those involved. Ah, the wonders of a misspent youth in East Africa.

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post #7 of 37
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*cough*

Surely there are some more out there? This could turn into a handy holiday bible which you could print out and take with you on vacation.

Disclaimer: To be used on rude waiters/shopkeepers only!

Jamie :cool:
post #8 of 37
I found a bunch of Arabic ones when AI chat was invaded...they were rather amusing.
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[quote]Originally posted by Jonathan:
<strong>Note: you can say anything short of the F-bomb on here without bumping into the censoring device.

It censors one word. ****.</strong><hr></blockquote>


Oh fuck.
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Hey I just realized something. That was my 69th post. heh heh
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Hey! It didn't censor Murbot!
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Oh I remember that. ****.

****.

****

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post #13 of 37
Should this nowadays be situated in FC?

More...

IT: Vai a fatti fottere (like the one above in french).

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post #14 of 37
NYC
fu*k you you f*ckin cunt rag!

(thats what i hear alot)
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post #15 of 37
Swiss German - chasch mich am arsch läcke du schissidiot (you can lick my ass you ****ing idiot)
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hehehe!
These are great! But I think I will struggle to pronounce one or two of them.
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F CK YOU!
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fsck -y
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Let's not insult anyone anywhere shall we.
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post #20 of 37
German: (This is a last resort insult, a very grave thing that must only be said to the worst and most heinous scumbags) Du Bist ein Amerikanischer!
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OMG!

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Ban thread.
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You are the Mussoulini of the macintosh empire. Stalinrat.
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Spanish: ¡Me cago en la madre que te pario!
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sei un finocchio. (ITA)

and.. ime munaa (waiting for Timo's translation..)
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post #25 of 37
here are two japanese standards, anyone know anymore? i'd love to find some for class..

ばか
"ba-ka"meaning "idiot"

おあえの かあちゃんは でべそ
"o-ma-e no kah-chan wa de-be-soh" meaning "your mother has a protruding navel" its like "your mom wears combat boots" i guess.
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post #26 of 37
i'll ask around, i should be able to cover most of asia, and downtown chicago.

those are the only two groups that come to MN anyway.
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[quote]Originally posted by ColanderOfDeath:
<strong>German: (This is a last resort insult, a very grave thing that must only be said to the worst and most heinous scumbags) Du Bist ein Amerikanischer!</strong><hr></blockquote>

eine amerikanische verfiggte scheissrate !
post #28 of 37
The southern African selection (phonetic).

Suhcka: 'fück off' (Zulu)
Foetzak (pron. 'foot-sack): see above (Afrikaans)
Ya ma se poos: 'your mother's organs of generation' (very bad. This will get you beaten up.)
post #29 of 37
[quote]eine amerikanische verfiggte scheissrate<hr></blockquote>

Ich kann ein bischen Deutsche geschprechen aber ich verstehe nichts "verfiggte" oder "Scheissrate".
post #30 of 37
Ik ga eens in je muil schijten.
post #31 of 37
[quote]Originally posted by ColanderOfDeath:
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Ich kann ein bischen Deutsche geschprechen aber ich verstehe nichts "verfiggte" oder "Scheissrate".</strong><hr></blockquote>
He probably means "verfickte" "Scheissratte", which would translate to something like "f*cking sh*t rat".
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post #32 of 37
in my short time spent in russia, the only cuss words i ever heard were clearly english [or what i'd previously thought of as english]. in russia they'd spout several mouthfuls of gobletygook, then say "****" or "shit". it was about the only thing i could understand; and funnier still was those words didn't come across with thick russian accents.
post #33 of 37
[quote]Originally posted by MacAgent:
<strong>I found a bunch of Arabic ones when AI chat was invaded...they were rather amusing.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Did anyone figure out what they were talking about (and I don't mean the 68k "seven virgins" spoof)?

It scares me because all this happened in Spring of 2000, preceding the September 11 attacks. Could it have been Al Qaeda using AI to communicate?
post #34 of 37
The Cantonese stalwart is "Diu lei lo mo" which means "F* your mother".

The odd thing is that people on the street (and even in some of the offices I've worked at) use that phrase like we use the word "shit". Hong Kong Chinese is full of obscenities.
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[quote]Originally posted by GSpotter:
<strong>
He probably means "verfickte" "Scheissratte", which would translate to something like "f*cking sh*t rat".</strong><hr></blockquote>

exakt. my spelling isn't well in the morning.
post #36 of 37
[quote]Originally posted by tonton:
<strong>It scares me because all this happened in Spring of 2000, preceding the September 11 attacks. Could it have been Al Qaeda using AI to communicate?</strong><hr></blockquote>

It's likely.
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post #37 of 37
Osama uses a mac because the superior battery life allows him to fill those long lonely nights in that cave with hours and hours of Eric's Solitaire Sampler.

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