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Worst Pick-Up Lines Ever Created...And Hopefully Never Used

post #1 of 18
11/26/01 at 11:33pm
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Those who use them should be shot immediately. I'll start, of course:

"You MUST be a cow because Milk does your body goooooood!"
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post #2 of 18
11/26/01 at 11:40pm
"can I use your thighs as ear muffs"

"My goat bite just healed.. wanna dance?"
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post #3 of 18
11/26/01 at 11:41pm
"Here's a quarter.....I expect change biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttchhhhhhhhh!"
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post #4 of 18
11/27/01 at 2:08am
Here's 20p, go tell your mother you're not coming home tonight.
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post #5 of 18
11/27/01 at 7:34am
"Those are some beautiful legs, what time do they open?"

"My place or yours?"

"Wanna phuck?"

"Do you want to do it on the bed or the floor?"

"Hello, I'm rich, wanna phuck?"
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post #6 of 18
11/27/01 at 7:48am
"Was your mom a beaver? 'cuz DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!"
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post #7 of 18
11/27/01 at 9:04am
Are those space pants you're wearing? Cause your ass is out of this world!
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post #8 of 18
11/27/01 at 10:40am
"Your dad must be a baker 'cause I really like your buns."

"Do you wash you pants in Windex, 'cause I can see myself in them."

"I heard you look good naked... wanna prove it?"

*look down* "Well it's not gonna suck itself."
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post #9 of 18
11/27/01 at 1:21pm
LOL good thread... keep them coming.
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post #10 of 18
11/27/01 at 1:31pm
"Nice dress... it'd look better on my floor."

"I lost my phone number, can I have yours?"
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post #11 of 18
11/27/01 at 1:38pm
*check the label of her shirt*

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post #12 of 18
11/27/01 at 8:49pm
If you want the worst lines go watch any Kevin Smith movie and wait for Jay and Silent Bob to come on. Jay is da man

How 'bout:
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post #13 of 18
11/27/01 at 8:59pm
"If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?"

"Nice shoes. Wanna f*ck?"
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post #14 of 18
11/27/01 at 11:07pm
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Great examples so far. Keep 'em coming. From "A Night at the Roxbury" (I think):

"So, do you wanna do it, or what?"
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post #15 of 18
11/28/01 at 8:53am
From <a href="http://sinfest.net/d/20011128.html" target="_blank">today's Sinfest</a>: "You. Me. Make the whoopie. Now."

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post #16 of 18
11/28/01 at 10:42am
At a gay bar...

"Can I push in your stool".
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post #17 of 18
11/28/01 at 11:23am
"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together."
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post #18 of 18
11/28/01 at 11:57am
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[quote]Originally posted by Scott H.:
<strong>At a gay bar...

"Can I push in your stool".</strong><hr></blockquote>

<img src="graemlins/hmmm.gif" border="0" alt="[Hmmm]" /> That's just...wrong. If I was gay I don't think I'd even use that.
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