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post #1 of 26
11/28/01 at 12:41pm
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I was thinking over some of the really bad movies Ive seen, and suddenly realized that all of their high points was some rediculous line which just makes you go "wha?!".
What do you guys consider to be the worst lines from movies?

I got two that tie right now, mainly for their delivery:
1. Judge Dread: "Ahh dinnt brek no law, Ahh Ayam tha law"
2. The One: "I am not your bitch! I am [insert guys name here]! I am no ones bitch! You are all my bitches!"
Those who dance the dance must look very foolish to those who can't hear the music
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post #2 of 26
11/28/01 at 12:48pm
"I know Kung-Fu."
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post #3 of 26
11/28/01 at 12:50pm
anything from Anikin Skywalker in E1.
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post #4 of 26
11/28/01 at 2:52pm
"Now that's a hole!"
From the single most horrendous abomination unleashed upon mankind, "Evolution".
I have to wash myself now that I've mentioned it.
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post #5 of 26
11/28/01 at 6:11pm
Jesse Ventura from Predator: "I ain't got time to bleed!" So memorably bad it became the title of his autobiography.

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post #6 of 26
11/28/01 at 8:19pm
Any of the three lines from the recent movie "Heist" (possibly one of the worst movies of all time) which all together probably form about half the total dialogue and make for amusing sequences if you and several other people sit around and yell them at each other randomly:

1) "You're bust!"
2) "The job's burnt!"
3) "We need the job!"

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post #7 of 26
11/28/01 at 9:59pm
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anything from Anikin Skywalker in E1.
Damn, you win...
"Yipeeeeeeeeeeee"
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post #8 of 26
11/28/01 at 11:28pm
"You know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightening? ..." I think you know where I'm going with this.
"America is a society where intellect seems to be out of style, replaced by garish gold jewelry, and winter clothes worn year round."
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"America is a society where intellect seems to be out of style, replaced by garish gold jewelry, and winter clothes worn year round."
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post #9 of 26
11/30/01 at 2:57pm
I watched "the Rock" last night...jeez, that whole movie is a bad line...

"He'll breathe when you breathe, and when you take a piss...he'll hold it!"

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post #10 of 26
11/30/01 at 4:56pm
Ive never been to the opera, (then she snorts)
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post #11 of 26
12/1/01 at 2:01pm
"i'm surrounded by assholes!"

-Spaceballs
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post #12 of 26
12/1/01 at 3:17pm
Worst movie line ever?

"Nobody keeps Baby in the corner." - Dirty Dancing

J :cool:
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post #13 of 26
12/1/01 at 3:26pm
This is a different entry. It's a terrible line according to my wife, but I think it's great.

Army of Darkness (which is really The Evil Dead III)

Set a few hundred years in the future.

Princess: "Why are you acting this way? You said you loved thee!"

Ash - "Uh, well.... where I come from, that's just called Pillow Talk, baby."

Sorry man, I just loved that part. I'm always saying it to my wife (and getting jabbed in the ribs...)

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post #14 of 26
12/1/01 at 4:45pm
Batman and Robin

Mr. Freeze: "Take two of these, and call me in the morning"

Same character: "Alright everybody, chill!"


uggghhh.
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post #15 of 26
12/1/01 at 6:23pm
"KHAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN!!!!!"

- Admiral James T. Kirk, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

Gotta love his delivery.
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post #16 of 26
12/2/01 at 10:51am
"anything from Anikin Skywalker in E1."

How about anything uttered by Queen Amidala or Jar Jar Binks or hell let's face it the whole damn movie sucked pretty bad.[
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post #17 of 26
12/2/01 at 11:14am
[quote]Originally posted by Daver:
<strong>"KHAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN!!!!!"

- Admiral James T. Kirk, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

Gotta love his delivery. </strong><hr></blockquote>

Yep you do.
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post #18 of 26
12/2/01 at 11:15am
[quote]Originally posted by murbot:
<strong>Army of Darkness (which is really The Evil Dead III)</strong><hr></blockquote>

"Good, Bad...I'm the one with the gun...."

"Gimme some sugar baby."

"Shop smart...Shop SMart!"

I love that movie...
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post #19 of 26
12/2/01 at 11:20am
Pretty much anything from "Top Gun". I actually walked out of that movie years ago at the theater.

I only saw the entire thing on video about four years ago, and yes...it still sucked as badly as I remembered it.

The first in a long line of "troubled loner trying to live up to the memory/feats of a dead father and ultimately buck the system, get a little smoochie and save the day" movies from Mr. Cruise.

You can take "Top Gun", put it in a courtroom and you'll have "A Few Good Men".

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post #20 of 26
12/2/01 at 11:52am
[quote]Originally posted by pscates:
<strong>Pretty much anything from "Top Gun". I actually walked out of that movie years ago at the theater.

I only saw the entire thing on video about four years ago, and yes...it still sucked as badly as I remembered it.

The first in a long line of "troubled loner trying to live up to the memory/feats of a dead father and ultimately buck the system, get a little smoochie and save the day" movies from Mr. Cruise.

You can take "Top Gun", put it in a courtroom and you'll have "A Few Good Men".

</strong><hr></blockquote>


I'm sorry, I don't agree. Those movies aren't the same, either. Top Gun was an entertaining box office smash. And the acting simply was not all that bad. True, Days of Thunder was basically Top Gun on wheels, but it is a genre...get over it.

I have never heard anyone say that Top Gun was a "bad" movie. Not until now. Say you didn't care for it, but it wasn't bad at all.
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post #21 of 26
12/2/01 at 11:58am
I have to second that condemnation of the Top Gun "thang."

You have to admit, these are not good lines:

"Your Ego's writing checks your body can't cash."

"I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you."

Or perhaps they are simply so shamelessly abused to this day that I despise them despite their initial cleverness.
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post #22 of 26
12/2/01 at 1:11pm
[quote]Originally posted by BuonRotto:
<strong>I have to second that condemnation of the Top Gun "thang."

You have to admit, these are not good lines:

"Your Ego's writing checks your body can't cash."

"I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you."

Or perhaps they are simply so shamelessly abused to this day that I despise them despite their initial cleverness.</strong><hr></blockquote>

That is exactly it, IMHO. These lines were clever at the time. They are quite good, actually. I just don't see why anyone would bash this movie. The acting is fine, the pace of the film is fine, the photography and aerial scenes are great. The music is classic eighties. What is the problem?
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post #23 of 26
12/2/01 at 2:37pm
It ain't like you directed it, SDW...calm down.



It's a cheeseball movie, full of cliches, hammy acting and weak setups. Not to mention, manipulative and calculating.

I did "get over it"...about 14 years ago.

By the way, I've heard "Top Gun" panned TONS of times...for all the reasons I listed above.

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post #24 of 26
12/2/01 at 2:47pm
[quote]"Gimme some sugar baby."<hr></blockquote>

How could I not mention that one.. I bet I say that to my wife every 3 days.
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post #25 of 26
12/3/01 at 11:04pm
these are classic

how about

"he'll be unstopabble...unless we stop him"
-john carpenters vampires

and "shop smart shop S-mart" is pimp
I don't know what the hell your on

"American movie" is one big bad line but then again its a documentary of a loser trying to make a film, its damn funny though
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post #26 of 26
12/4/01 at 12:28am
Anything from "Mortal Kombat". Eugh, I watched that movie the other night (cable modem was out...) and holy crap. Next to that Air Force One seemed like a great movie.

It was a very long, boring day...
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