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Happy Festivus.

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Frank: Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had -- but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way.

Kramer: What happened to the doll?

Frank: It was destroyed. But out of that, a new holiday was born -- a Festivus for the rest of us!
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<img src="graemlins/bugeye.gif" border="0" alt="[Skeptical]" />
I AM THE Royal Pain in the Ass.
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I AM THE Royal Pain in the Ass.
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<img src="graemlins/bugeye.gif" border="0" alt="[Skeptical]" />
I AM THE Royal Pain in the Ass.
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I AM THE Royal Pain in the Ass.
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post #4 of 10
I'll go drag the pole out of the crawl-space. Who wants to start with the feats of strength?
"America is a society where intellect seems to be out of style, replaced by garish gold jewelry, and winter clothes worn year round."
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"America is a society where intellect seems to be out of style, replaced by garish gold jewelry, and winter clothes worn year round."
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No tinsel. remember.
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Before we get the pole, let us release our anger at those we hate.

On with the airing of grievances!

You were always ugly as a child.

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The scary thing is that we 'celebrated' this holiday in my old debate class. We had a shopping cart full McDonald's balls we chucked at each other while crouching behind tables as a substitute to the feats of strength.

We had a pole and everything.

What a scary holiday.
post #8 of 10
Happy Festivus to you too!

We tell that to eachother at times around here... always brings a smile
I'm having deja-vu and amnesia at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
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I'm having deja-vu and amnesia at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
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post #9 of 10
Giddyup!
post #10 of 10
Happy festivus!!! That was one of my favorite episodes of Seinfeld.
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