Mac and virus, it's an oxymoron.
Well not in the way we thinK.
Macs don't get infected, people who start using Macs get infected and show their old pc friends how great a Mac actually is, so what happens is that pc owner comes to me when he wants to replace his pc and asks me to guide him in the choice to buy a new mac.
ISN'T THIS GREAT? So far I infected 10 pc owners into buying a Mac. And I am proud of it !!!

Now the nice thing about all this the infection doesn't stop there, it spreads on.
Those new Mac users I got infected start doing the same. Their friends and family PC users all get the same Charm Attack from an infected Mac User, and trust me it's a virus you cannot resist. Well at least not for long.
And then you become one of us. A Mac Zombie

who actually finally start enjoying your digital life, spreading around good things, empowering the economy, getting a total different view at creating stuff, a different way approaching challenges in your life, your work. You'll be handling things with more simplicity. And in the end this will actually force EVERY manufacturer to start thinking in the Apple way. Why make things amazingly complex, while it can be made very simple and easy to use?
A real shitft will occur, Famine will vanish, Diseases will get cured, wars will stop, and finally serenity will spread across the entire globe, as an unstoppable virus.
And those that didn't change to Mac, will have sailed away to some deserted island where they try to survive the Post Mac infection era. Lonely, miserable and feeding on eachother.
We will keep an eye on them using our Macs.
LOL