I think this is an admirable wee bit innovation: 'Double Topics'. I see this as an opportunity nae sae much for parallel 50% dilution, but massive amplification o' the original. Cloning! That is the way forward for topics.
Consider the potential. In this grey dimension between topic existence and oblivion lies the theory o' Parallel Topics; a theory which the UBB mathematics suggests allows the original one-dimensional topic singularity tae branch oot in an unlimited binary diversification o' dimensions wi' every subtle difference o' response, mirroring the Parallel Universe theory. One topic multiplying in such a fashion would soon conquer the world. Och; the potential tae spread peace and grooviness throughoot the planet. Every nuance o' cerebral pleasure and intellectual stimulation: every question asked and every answer given:all wid be covered in the inexorable march taewards infinity.
Never mind the hardware - the true future is here!