So the guy's
website features the bastard spawn of a Teletubby and Howard the Duck, inviting you to plunge into a network enabled toilet.
Doing so gets you a patent claim that appears to cover Skype, iTunes, Ebay, Hulu and pretty much any and all internet commerce.
It's a mighty invention indeed that simultaneously involves clicking on hot spots, shopping, bidding, video streaming, media storage, telephony, and, I guess, "doing stuff online."
I look forward to seeing this all-encompassing device/software/Fortress of Solitude, as it should preclude every having to buy or do anything ever again.