[quote]Mr Tailor! Worry not for I too hae suffered a paucity o' spontaneous affection. A chill peck on the cheek frae a brittle maiden aunt is but a blast o' winter breath compared tae the warm, strawberry smooch o' a groovy chick.<hr></blockquote>
Ahh Mac o'! I was all ready to go have my passport photo taken and drop school to spend my time touring the european countryside in search of some casual smooching. Once again, my dreams are dashed against the harsh rock of reality. Ahh!
[quote]I havnae been the recipient o' many feminine wiles or conflagrations o' untamed passion on a train for many a long year and on the odd occasion when it did happen it took me that long tae realise what was happening that the moment had invariably passed.<hr></blockquote>
While potentially the most destitute, I have a diffcult time believing our own resident knight would have trouble with the ladies. Methinks you are too humble!
[quote]However there are some remedies for this apparently hopeless situation. Firstly wealth and power, although if you are as financially discomfited as your name suggests this may no' be an option (although I lay claim tae the title o' maist potentially destitute AI member ever) .<hr></blockquote>
Hmm wealth and power. Well, I've got a student loan and a working car. I'm getting there.
[quote]Ye should therefore lure the object o' your desire wi' some romance. Put on yer tight black jeans, leather jaiket, white t-shirt and slick back that hair intae a quiff wi' a comb kept in yer back pocket. Tak' the lady o' your desires tae a drive-in movie in one o' those big automobiles that begins wi' a 'C' and she will fall intae your arms. I have seen this on American satellite tv programs many times so I consider mysel' something o' an expert.<hr></blockquote>
I've shrunk my best t-shirt to a particularly Deanesque size and have gone about rolling up my iPod in my sleeve to look like a pack of cigarettes. I am ready to take on the world. I just hope it works on the fellas as much as the gals (for I must admit as groovy as they may be, the ladies are of little interest to this tailor!)
the poor tailor
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