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post #1 of 30
Thread Starter 
Am I the only one who pities this guy?

The poor bastard is a certified lunatic but people keep talking him into making a spectacle of himself.

This latest thing with Lewis makes me think this guy is just cursed with insanity (serious mental illness, not just playing around "Oh he's crazy!") and destructive people around him.
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post #2 of 30
I'm going to eat your asshole.
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post #3 of 30
[quote]Originally posted by Eugene:
<strong>I'm going to eat your asshole.</strong><hr></blockquote>

ummmmm.... right. :eek: :confused:
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Ladies and Gentlemen!
We are mere minutes away from the first one way space flight to the Sun! Let's introduce our first two crew members to you all!

Mr. Mike Tyson, boxer and total idiot!
Mr. O. J. Simpson, Hall of Famer and women killer!

Next week we'll be sending our next "brave astronauts"!

Mr. Gary Condit, Congressman and woman killer!
Mr. Kenneth Lay, CEO and shuckster!

More to come in the following weeks...there are plenty of assholes out there!

Don't forget our two hour special on the final lift off with Osama Bin Laden and Ayman Al-Zawahiri!

Sorry, my imagination on getting rid of all these fools escaped me...
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Thread Starter 
oooh, a rimjob from Eugene. Is that what they teach in the California Edu system?
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post #6 of 30
Hmm, maybe he's quoting Tyson with that statement. I seem to remember him going off a while ago saying "I'll eay you, I'll eat your kids..." etc, etc.

The idiot probably meant to say that he'd eat him, and that he's an asshole, and got them mixed up.

People just want to see this clown to see how low someone who was once at the top can actually go... I would LOVE to see him knocked out.
post #7 of 30
Man, he's an insane, emotionally warped thug. End of story.

He can't control himself, it seems.

:confused:

I don't pity him at all. Just wish he'd go away.

Add to Artman's incredible rocket ride:

- Larry King
- Joan "who are you wearing?" Rivers
- Her horsefaced daughter Melissa
- Pam Anderson
- Dieon Sanders (gag...)

Oh, SO many more...it would take days.

post #8 of 30
I can't work up too much sympathy for a convicted rapist who has maybe raped again.
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post #9 of 30
Did anyone else notice the Hells Angel onstage during the melee? How are they involved in this?
post #10 of 30
Quote Badassmofos quoting Tyson:

[quote] I'll **** you in your ass white boy.
You're afraid of a real man.
I'll **** you till you love me.

Dammit. That is so close to a haiku, it's unbeleivable. <hr></blockquote>
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post #11 of 30
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Not "You are misunderstood" sympathy. He's not misunderstood, he's a nutcase, a certifiable nutcase. He admits it freely. He talks about how violent and horrible he is and says he's not suitable for normal life.

Yet people push him to do things.
People encourage him to continue self-destructive behavior.

It's easy for scum****s like Don King to make $$ off him because he gets all the blame. They put him out into the world and then don't take responsibility for it.

He's not intelligent enough to make these decisions.

[edit]

He should be locked up in a mental institution.

[ 01-23-2002: Message edited by: groverat ]</p>
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post #12 of 30
[quote]Originally posted by Eugene:
<strong>I'm going to eat your asshole.</strong><hr></blockquote>

That's discusting :eek:
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Courtesy of MacAgent

<img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" />
post #14 of 30
No, no, it's like this: :P*

post #15 of 30
[quote]Originally posted by EmAn:
<strong>That's discusting :eek: </strong><hr></blockquote>

Ah, come on. You gotta try it before you make statements like that.

Uhh, so, yeah...

&lt;backs out of thread&gt;
post #16 of 30
I was quoting what he said at the latest press conference.
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post #17 of 30
This thread went down a dirt road fast!!!Um did I just say that? :confused: <img src="graemlins/oyvey.gif" border="0" alt="[No]" />
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post #18 of 30
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Eugene:

This man needs help.

Jeeeezus. :eek:
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post #19 of 30
[quote]Originally posted by Eugene:
<strong>I was quoting what he said at the latest press conference.</strong><hr></blockquote>

So he starts by nibbling on your ear and works his way down I guess?? :eek:
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post #20 of 30
While technically a member of our species, Mike "LOODIKWUSS" Tyson is not human in my opinion, much less sane by any meaningful definition. He's a fu*king animal.

What he needs is not pity, prison or anything of the sort. He needs tranquilizers...lot's of them. That, and a nice padded cell with a view. Logical decision-making abilities are not within his grasp. At one time wasn't he married to some shrink who was trying to convince everyone how sensitive he is, etc?

Unreal.
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post #21 of 30
[quote] I'm going to eat your asshole. <hr></blockquote>

Eugene, I've never laughed so hard on these boards. I wish you hadn't explained it.

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post #22 of 30
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[quote]At one time wasn't he married to some shrink who was trying to convince everyone how sensitive he is, etc?<hr></blockquote>

He might very well be sometimes.
He, quite literally, seems to have the emotional and intellectual maturity of a little kid.

I would love to see him studied by capable psychologists.
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post #23 of 30
Ah, come on. You gotta try it before you make statements like that.


Ever eaten a hotdog?

"...what immediatly went through my mind was "this man misses prison food!""- David LEtterman (I think)
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post #24 of 30
I actually like MT. IMO Mike Tyson is the best boxer of all time. He has KO'd more people inside of 3 rounds than anyone in the history of the sport.

Tyson has had a rough life though, publicly he is thought of as a rapist and a biter. There is proof that Tyson did not rape anyone and he gets all messed up in the ring and the weeks coming up to the fight because he is on heavy anti depressive medication. Tyson was born in a rough 'hood, when he was about 16 he was adopted by Gus D'mato. Gus took him under his guiding wing, a father figure that Mike previously never had. Gus taught Mike everything. A lot of Mike's friends think of him as a friendly teddy bear. A NICE GUY?! Yes. But then Gus died and Tyson was on his own, a heavyweight champ at age 21 with no guidance...except for Don King. Don ****ed Tyson up beyond repair, as a result Mike is now racist even though he was raised by a white itallian, Gus D'Mato.

Tyson is not understood, I grieve for him. A magical career could have flourished. I hope the CHAMP reclaims what is his, the TITLE.
post #25 of 30
He didnt SAY THAT! ! ! ! !

please say he didnt say... :confused:

I couldnt stop laughing.... <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" />

he didnt really say that did he???? :confused: ????

he is insane....!!!!

thats the hardest I have laughed in a long time too...

the minute it hit me that he might* have actually said that.... <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" />

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[ 01-25-2002: Message edited by: FERRO ]</p>
post #26 of 30
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If you want to fight Mike Tyson just enter that code. Dear God, I can't believe I remember that from 1985!

(for those who don't remember, thats Mike Tyson's Punch Out for the Nintendo Entertainment System)

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up down left right b a start
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post #28 of 30
[quote]Originally posted by groverat:
<strong>up down left right b a start</strong><hr></blockquote>
No No, it was

up up down down left right left right b a b a select start = 30 guys in Contra
...if that is what you were referring to

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HIIA KICK KURU KICK...

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post #30 of 30
[quote]While technically a member of our species, Mike "LOODIKWUSS" Tyson is not human in my opinion, much less sane by any meaningful definition. He's a fu*king animal. <hr></blockquote>

Well, see that's the thing. Tyson has been dehumanized, because he's realized that's what will be most profitable for him. Years of boxing combined with what appears to be limited mental capabilities to begin with has bred an animal. It's all cause and effect. The only thing Tyson understands is "I ACT DUMB = MILLIONS OF DOLLARS." If you want to blame anyone, blame those around him who are of normal intelligence and choose to exploit him anyway (read: Don King).

I look at Mike Tyson in the same way I look at an abused pet who's become violent from the years of torture. Pathetic, but in all probability completely hopeless.

[ 01-25-2002: Message edited by: poor taylor ]</p>
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