Originally Posted by addabox
What do you mean? When hillbilly Jobs busts out the jig, the fun is just beginning!
And the show closes with Kenny Rogers and Kris Kristofferson singing a duet to the Beverly Hillbillies theme:
Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Jobs
He spent all his time makin' tech for the mobs.
He said, "Come and see our latest creation",
And all around there was great elation.
A tablet that is, an iPad, an Apple slate.
Well the next thing you know old Jobs is on the stage
He said, "Have a glass of this yummy Koolaid."
The crowd all cheered and applauded very hard
Then they lined right up and got out their credit cards.
Some paid cash. Or robbed a bank. I bought two.
The cost was steep but nobody cares
RDF made them buy Apple's wares
"I own all your souls", said the almighty Steve
"Whatever I say, y'all will believe."
I am god. Your lord and master. You're pwned!
Y'all come back now you hear.