Okay, why not (I can't resist)
Madonna, Alan Colmes, Larry King, Martha Stewart, Kurt Loder, Melanie Griffith, James Lipton, Julia Roberts, Meg Ryan, Kid Rock, P Diddy (idiot), Carson Daly, Jay Leno, David Letterman, Craig Kilborn, The Juice, Dr. Laura, Al Hunt, Bill Press, Greta van Suswhatthehell, Britney Spears (this decade's Tiffany and Debbie Gibson...don't delude yourself, people), Wynonna, Jewel, Johnny Knoxville, anyone with the last name Zappa, Shephard Smith, Pat Sajak, Bob Goins, Mary Hart, Deion Sanders, Pam Anderson, Garth Brooks (get over yourself, pal), Jennifer Love Hewitt, Dennis Rodman, Florence Henderson, David Cassidy, Anson Williams, Rob Reiner, Jack Nicholson, Val Kilmer, Rosie O'Donnell, Roseanne, William Hurt, Tony Stewart, Bob Vila, Dan Rather, Al Sharpton, G. Gordon Liddy, Steven the Dell Kid, Jesse Jackson, Phoebe on "Friends", the cast of "Will & Grace" (knock it off already...we get it), Whoopi Goldberg, Robin Williams, Danny DeVito, Ted Danson, Susan Sarandon, Alec Baldwin (but I'd take his hair), Sammy Hagar, Lee Majors, Bryant Gumbel, Paul Hogan, Katie Couric (but I'd jump her bones in a heartbeat...WHEN did she get so sexy?!?), Whitney Houston, Ted Kennedy, any Kennedy, Trent Lott, Phil Donahue, any cast member of "Survivor", regardless of locale, any cast member of "Temptation Island", regardless of sucking ability, any cast member of "The Mole", "Big Brother", "I Got A Wart On My Ass", etc. because those shows suck to such an unholy degree.
I could go on for hours, but you get the point.