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post #1 of 25
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I am a little bored....I need to have a little laugh
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post #2 of 25
[quote]Originally posted by Leonis:
<strong>I am a little bored....I need to have a little laugh </strong><hr></blockquote>

damn canuck


<img src="graemlins/smokin.gif" border="0" alt="[Chilling]" />
"If it weren't for my horse...I wouldn't have spent that year in college."

"If curling is an olympic sport, then oral sex is adultery. If anything, oral sex should be an olympic sport...cause it's...
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post #3 of 25
OS X sucks
post #4 of 25
Steve Jobs suck
post #5 of 25
yo mama sucks! <img src="graemlins/surprised.gif" border="0" alt="[Surprised]" /> <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" />
post #6 of 25
Vacuums suck.
post #7 of 25
[quote]Originally posted by kaboom:
<strong>Vacuums suck.</strong><hr></blockquote>

vacuums do not suck. they merely provide an absence that allows other objects to take the place of what becomes absent. so
"If it weren't for my horse...I wouldn't have spent that year in college."

"If curling is an olympic sport, then oral sex is adultery. If anything, oral sex should be an olympic sport...cause it's...
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"If it weren't for my horse...I wouldn't have spent that year in college."

"If curling is an olympic sport, then oral sex is adultery. If anything, oral sex should be an olympic sport...cause it's...
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post #8 of 25
Logic sucks. So _alliance_!
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post #9 of 25
[quote]Originally posted by kaboom:
<strong>Vacuums suck.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Unless, of course, they are made by Microsoft...
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post #10 of 25
your mom sucks, your dad sucks, and your sister woulda, but I didn't have 5 bucks...



(NOT aimed at anyone here BTW...)
post #11 of 25
This is the suckiest suck that ever sucked.
post #12 of 25
Thread Starter 
everything on earth sucks
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post #14 of 25
[quote]Originally posted by Leonis:
<strong>everything on earth sucks </strong><hr></blockquote>

Not me. I blow.
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"I reject your reality and substitute it with my own" - President Bush
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post #15 of 25
[quote]Originally posted by Anders:
<strong>

Not me. I blow.</strong><hr></blockquote>

yes. yes, u sure do. and u do it very well.

[ 02-16-2002: Message edited by: _ alliance _ ]</p>
"If it weren't for my horse...I wouldn't have spent that year in college."

"If curling is an olympic sport, then oral sex is adultery. If anything, oral sex should be an olympic sport...cause it's...
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"If it weren't for my horse...I wouldn't have spent that year in college."

"If curling is an olympic sport, then oral sex is adultery. If anything, oral sex should be an olympic sport...cause it's...
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post #16 of 25
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E PLURIBUS UNIX


[ 02-16-2002: Message edited by: FERRO ]</p>
post #17 of 25
Yankees Suck!


GO SOX!!!

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I was promised flying cars. Where are the flying cars?
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post #18 of 25
[quote]Originally posted by jesperas:
<strong>Yankees Suck!
</strong><hr></blockquote>

cant argue there
"If it weren't for my horse...I wouldn't have spent that year in college."

"If curling is an olympic sport, then oral sex is adultery. If anything, oral sex should be an olympic sport...cause it's...
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"If it weren't for my horse...I wouldn't have spent that year in college."

"If curling is an olympic sport, then oral sex is adultery. If anything, oral sex should be an olympic sport...cause it's...
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post #19 of 25
Unless, of course, they are made by Microsoft...

Then they blow.

'You know what sucks? When your tooth brush falls behind the toilet. You know what really sucks? USING your toothbrush after it falls behind the toilet.'
Some comedian who sucked.
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Those who dance the dance must look very foolish to those who can't hear the music
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post #20 of 25
**** me! I should learn to read the whole post before posting my stupid predictable replies!

*kicks*

[ 02-19-2002: Message edited by: Wrong Robot ]</p>
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post #21 of 25
[quote]Originally posted by Wrong Robot:
<strong>**** me! I should learn to read the whole post before posting my stupid predictable replies!

*kicks*

[ 02-19-2002: Message edited by: Wrong Robot ]</strong><hr></blockquote>

can i kick u???
"If it weren't for my horse...I wouldn't have spent that year in college."

"If curling is an olympic sport, then oral sex is adultery. If anything, oral sex should be an olympic sport...cause it's...
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"If it weren't for my horse...I wouldn't have spent that year in college."

"If curling is an olympic sport, then oral sex is adultery. If anything, oral sex should be an olympic sport...cause it's...
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post #22 of 25
yes you may...but only 3 times...not 2, for 2 is to few nor 5 for it is way off! but 3.
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post #23 of 25
[quote]Originally posted by Wrong Robot:
<strong>yes you may...but only 3 times...not 2, for 2 is to few nor 5 for it is way off! but 3.</strong><hr></blockquote>

what about 4??
"If it weren't for my horse...I wouldn't have spent that year in college."

"If curling is an olympic sport, then oral sex is adultery. If anything, oral sex should be an olympic sport...cause it's...
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"If it weren't for my horse...I wouldn't have spent that year in college."

"If curling is an olympic sport, then oral sex is adultery. If anything, oral sex should be an olympic sport...cause it's...
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post #24 of 25
ARTHUR:
Three. Three. And we'd better not risk another frontal assault. That Robot's dynamite.
ROBIN:
Would it help to confuse it if we run away more?
ARTHUR:
Oh, shut up and go and change your armour.

GALAHAD:
Let us taunt it! It may become so cross that it will make a mistake.
ARTHUR:
Like what?
GALAHAD:
Well... ooh.
LAUNCELOT:
Have we got bows?
ARTHUR:
No.
LAUNCELOT:
We have the Holy Hand Grenade.
ARTHUR:
Yes, of course! The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch! 'Tis one of the sacred relics Brother Maynard carries with him.
Brother Maynard! Bring up the Holy Hand Grenade!
MONKS: [chanting]
Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem.
Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem. Pie Iesu domine, dona eis requiem.

ARTHUR:
How does it, um-- how does it work?
LAUNCELOT:
I know not, my liege.
ARTHUR:
Consult the Book of Armaments!
BROTHER MAYNARD:
Armaments, chapter two, verses nine to twenty-one.
SECOND BROTHER:
And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this Thy hand grenade that, with it, Thou mayest blow Thine enemies to tiny bits in Thy mercy.'

And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats and large chu--
MAYNARD:
Skip a bit, Brother.
SECOND BROTHER:
And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'
MAYNARD:
Amen.
KNIGHTS:
Amen.
ARTHUR:
Right!

One!... Two!... Five!
GALAHAD:
Three, sir!
ARTHUR:
Three!
[Wrong Robot dies]
NoahJ
"It is unwise to be too sure of one's own wisdom. It is healthy to be reminded that the strongest might weaken and the wisest might err." - Mahatma Gandhi
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"It is unwise to be too sure of one's own wisdom. It is healthy to be reminded that the strongest might weaken and the wisest might err." - Mahatma Gandhi
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post #25 of 25
[quote]Originally posted by NoahJ:
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[Wrong Robot dies] </strong><hr></blockquote>

poor bastard...
never had a chance...
"If it weren't for my horse...I wouldn't have spent that year in college."

"If curling is an olympic sport, then oral sex is adultery. If anything, oral sex should be an olympic sport...cause it's...
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"If it weren't for my horse...I wouldn't have spent that year in college."

"If curling is an olympic sport, then oral sex is adultery. If anything, oral sex should be an olympic sport...cause it's...
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