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post #41 of 133
Do you practice with one hand or two hands ? <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" />
post #42 of 133
I don't know what a Frenchman would be doing with 2 hands, 1 is more than enough to cover the average French pencil.

Is the other one used to eat fine cheeses? (Brie makes me wretch)

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post #43 of 133
[quote]Originally posted by groverat:
<strong>I don't know what a Frenchman would be doing with 2 hands, 1 is more than enough to cover the average French pencil.

Is the other one used to eat fine cheeses? (Brie makes me wretch)

[ 02-20-2002: Message edited by: groverat ]</strong><hr></blockquote>
it depends of the size of your hands, if they are very small, you should use both of them


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post #44 of 133
[quote]Are texans mounted like horses ?<hr></blockquote>

Of course we are!
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post #45 of 133
[quote]Originally posted by groverat:
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Of course we are!</strong><hr></blockquote>

So now, i understand the US credo : big is beautifull. <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" />
post #46 of 133
[quote]Originally posted by crawlingparanoia:
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Monkeys masturbate.</strong><hr></blockquote>

hey now!!!!!!!
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post #47 of 133
[quote]Originally posted by FERRO:
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thread got very quiet... ... ...

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It's hard to type with one hand... errrr
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post #48 of 133
[quote] Men are aroused by...seductively shaped household appliances <hr></blockquote>
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post #49 of 133
I was just passing through and thought I'd post this:

[copy-paste the address, it's geocities]

<a href="http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Lobby/7907/nomore.wav" target="_blank">http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Lobby/7907/nomore.wav</a>

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post #50 of 133
Every day and sometimes 2 to 3 times in a row. Anyway this is the only way a woman can experience an orgasm. If they tell otherwise they are lying because they want a handle on your wallet and controling you. Actually it is fairly easy to control a man. If you see a very skinny woman with big ones you are ready to give her anything and loose your self respect. Men hate being respected; they prefer to have a beautiful woman on their arms. Ask Steve Jobs; his wife is really a looker (although not a beautiful face) with a great body who trapped him into a marriage by getting pregnant; but, he does not care because she is beautiful and I guess it is a question of status. Have fun guys by imagining you will get a great looking chick well as long as you have money, you will be able to get a great looking woman.
post #51 of 133
[quote]If they tell otherwise they are lying because they want a handle on your wallet and controling you.<hr></blockquote>

It must suck to be a woman in Canada; to have all the boys looking at each other instead of you...
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post #52 of 133
[quote]Originally posted by Jane:
<strong>Every day and sometimes 2 to 3 times in a row. Anyway this is the only way a woman can experience an orgasm. If they tell otherwise they are lying because they want a handle on your wallet and controling you. Actually it is fairly easy to control a man. If you see a very skinny woman with big ones you are ready to give her anything and loose your self respect. Men hate being respected; they prefer to have a beautiful woman on their arms. Ask Steve Jobs; his wife is really a looker (although not a beautiful face) with a great body who trapped him into a marriage by getting pregnant; but, he does not care because she is beautiful and I guess it is a question of status. Have fun guys by imagining you will get a great looking chick well as long as you have money, you will be able to get a great looking woman.</strong><hr></blockquote>
Ouch, that hurts.

Splinemodel - "battlestations"? I DON"T want to know lol
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post #53 of 133
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Splinemodel - "battlestations"? I DON"T want to know lol
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Too late:

- 2 chairs, back to back. ("the battlestations")
- lock & load
- the first to fire wins

It can be "played" in a tournament form.

Seriously though, I have never played a game of battlestations, but I have a roommate who is a big fan of masturbatory sillyness, and he likes to talk about it.
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post #54 of 133
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[quote]Originally posted by Splinemodel:
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Too late:

- 2 chairs, back to back. ("the battlestations")
- lock & load
- the first to fire wins

It can be "played" in a tournament form.

Seriously though, I have never played a game of battlestations, but I have a roommate who is a big fan of masturbatory sillyness, and he likes to talk about it.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Sounds similar to "Soggy Biscuit". If you don't know what that is you really don't wanna!

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post #55 of 133
[quote]Originally posted by Jane:
<strong>Every day and sometimes 2 to 3 times in a row. Anyway this is the only way a woman can experience an orgasm. If they tell otherwise they are lying because they want a handle on your wallet and controling you. Actually it is fairly easy to control a man. If you see a very skinny woman with big ones you are ready to give her anything and loose your self respect. Men hate being respected; they prefer to have a beautiful woman on their arms. Ask Steve Jobs; his wife is really a looker (although not a beautiful face) with a great body who trapped him into a marriage by getting pregnant; but, he does not care because she is beautiful and I guess it is a question of status. Have fun guys by imagining you will get a great looking chick well as long as you have money, you will be able to get a great looking woman.</strong><hr></blockquote>
2eme degré je suppose.
post #56 of 133
Jane = Moanique ???
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post #57 of 133
Matsu:

You know matsu you remind me of one of my work colleague who is such a baby. Because I refuse to trade 2 shifts with him he threatened my life. In Canada you are not allow to have a different point of view; if you do not follow the same path than people like you; you should be beat up or abused. So what I do not like things and share it what is the big deal; if you do not like it do not read my threads just pass over it. But, because this an American thread I have the freedom to tell whatever I want wherever I want you little mind.
post #58 of 133
I knew it! hahaha... But don't get too mad, I didn't say anything bad. That displaced syntax just gave you away. Where are you from? (Your family's origin) And when did you get here?

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post #59 of 133
The difference between male and female taboos (or lack thereof) regarding masturbation is linked to our cultural stereotypes about men's and women's sexuality. Men are still sexual animals more so than women, so people brush it off as a fact of life for men. They are supposed to have such a strong unconscious desire to reproduce and with so many women, it's considered a n acceptable substitute. For some reason women are seen as not being so sexually... eager or easily pleased. We're supposed to think that 1. women aren't such sexual animals because 2. they don't have the same inherent desires to be with so many partners, so it isn't an acceptable substitute since they aren't seen as being slaves to their hormones like men are. There is no male equivalent in English to a "slut."
post #60 of 133
I did not choose where I was born and I do not want to be Canadian partly because of characters like you. At least in Europe men respect women and they do not talk down to women. My father's family got to Canada in 1628 and my mother's family in the 1800. I am a direct descendent of the first colonist in Quebec and it is totally impossible that your family got here before mine. But, actually it is irrelevent on the way I have been treated by English descendants of criminals. You should not forget that the French came here by choice and the English one were exhiled because the U.K. considered them to be indesirable. At least in the United States and Europe I have the right to be passionate and say whatever I please.
post #61 of 133
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Hey Matsu and Jane! Maybe I wasn't clear enough with the title of this thread but it's about wanking. Not whatever you two are arguing about.

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post #62 of 133
Yeah, this thread is about getting yourself off, not going off on someone else.

post #63 of 133
[quote]Originally posted by Jane:
<strong>At least in Europe men respect women and they do not talk down to women.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Certainly not true in Italy and Switzerland at least. Back to your regularly scheduled thread.
post #64 of 133
[quote]There is no male equivalent in English to a "slut." <hr></blockquote>

actually yeah, there is the "man slut," which it seems i hear about about with increasing frequency these days.
post #65 of 133
Somewhat related and i was just reminded of...
My friends have come to call spining the wheel on the iPod for no reason as "Masturbating the iPod"

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post #66 of 133
Jamie,

This is how I wank! Ooops, have I said too much?
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post #67 of 133
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[quote]Originally posted by poor taylor:
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actually yeah, there is the "man slut," which it seems i hear about about with increasing frequency these days.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Or "man whore".

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post #68 of 133
"Himbo."
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post #69 of 133
[quote]Originally posted by Jamie:
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Or "man whore".

J :cool: </strong><hr></blockquote>

Yeah, that's what we call the roommate who is a male slut. Manwhores call themselves players.

Interestingly enough, he's the same one who beats it all the time and plays the aforementioned masturbatory games.
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post #70 of 133
Playing masturbatory has got to be a sure sign of latent homosexual desire. I just can't see the attraction for heterosexuals.
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post #71 of 133
[quote]Originally posted by groverat:
<strong>Playing masturbatory has got to be a sure sign of latent homosexual desire. I just can't see the attraction for heterosexuals.</strong><hr></blockquote>

I'm with you on that one. Sounds like a little too much sharing. Not that there's anything wrong with that...different strokes for different folks (he he).
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post #72 of 133
Well groverat you must be a man; because if you are a woman; the only way to achieve orgasm is by masturbation; it is just a great way to go to heaven for a few seconds to a few hours if you use the Kamasutra art of pleasure.
post #73 of 133
Moanique, I always kinda figured you as frustrated.
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post #74 of 133
[quote]Originally posted by Jane:
<strong>Well groverat you must be a man; because if you are a woman; the only way to achieve orgasm is by masturbation; it is just a great way to go to heaven for a few seconds to a few hours if you use the Kamasutra art of pleasure.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Why yes, I am a man.

And women can have orgasms outside of masturbation. Your assertion that it is the only way women can experience orgasm doesn't even make physiological sense.

Maybe that's the only way you can achieve orgasm, because you're either screwed up in the head or vagina, but you != all females.
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post #75 of 133
I think the male orgasm is a myth.
post #76 of 133
Matsu you are such a horrible person; just give it up. I am not going to answer your stupid comment. You should spend more time addressing the issue of this thread instead of coming after me. Your narrow minded JUDGEMENT of others is sickening. Just give it up, you little narrow minded child. You do not know me and I do not want to know you. Contrary to what you think I have the right to my opinions.

As for groveart just spend some time asking your girlfriend or wife what she likes instead of assuming. You think because men and women masturbate they are gays or have problemns on the contrary it is a healthy way to share something else than the missionary position.[]
post #77 of 133
This is not a question meant as a troll, but is English your native language? (I notice you're in Canada, perhaps you speak mainly French?)


[quote]As for groveart just spend some time asking your girlfriend or wife what she likes instead of assuming.<hr></blockquote>

I have and I know.

[quote]You think because men and women masturbate they are gays<hr></blockquote>

No, masturbation is something both homosexuals and heterosexuals do.
My only point was that for men/women to masturbate with each other is to show homosexual desires. I do not think true heteroseuxals would play masturbation games with people of the same sex.

[quote]or have problemns on the contrary it is a healthy way to share something else than the missionary position.<hr></blockquote>

You said that the only way for a woman to have an orgasm is via masturbation. This is untrue, women have orgasms during sexual intercourse with men all the time. As a matter of fact, somewhere in the world there's a woman having a very nice orgasm at this very moment thanks to a man's unique "tool".

(Perhaps you are confused as to what "masturbation" means.)
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post #78 of 133
Why is it so important to you that all women have to be in this little package that you have fabricated in your head. It is a well known fact that the only way a woman really truly reaches orgasm is by masturbation. Making love anyway for a woman is mostly in her head. Some is part of her body but true fulfilment is in her head. So this discussion between you and I is kind of pointless isn't.
post #79 of 133
[quote]Why is it so important to you that all women have to be in this little package that you have fabricated in your head.<hr></blockquote>

I don't know what you're talking about.
Could you please expound on this?

[quote] It is a well known fact that the only way a woman really truly reaches orgasm is by masturbation.<hr></blockquote>

Howso?
This is obviously a crock of shit from a strictly biological standpoint, but I'm interested to hear your explanation.

[quote]Making love anyway for a woman is mostly in her head. Some is part of her body but true fulfilment is in her head.<hr></blockquote>

I would definitely agree with this. But what I'm not understanding is how sex with a man does not allow a woman to reach the mental part of the orgasm?

This might be a problem with you, but I can assure you that not all women are having the same problem reaching good orgasms that you have.

[quote]So this discussion between you and I is kind of pointless isn't.<hr></blockquote>

Of course not.
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[quote]Originally posted by Jane:
<strong>. It is a well known fact that the only way a woman really truly reaches orgasm is by masturbation. Making love anyway for a woman is mostly in her head. Some is part of her body but true fulfilment is in her head. .</strong><hr></blockquote>

I do not agree with this statement. Some woman only reaches orgasm by masturbation, but not all. I forget a little the statistic , but 60 % of women can reach orgasm with a man.That's mean that 40 % of the women won't : a big number indeed.

Making love is moslty in the head : i agree, but is not entirely specific of women, it work for men too : (dream ejaculation for example).

To reach orgasm women must be in the good conditions and have the necessary amount of excitation. The orgasm is not as mechanical as it is for men (it is not totally mechanical for men also, but more for sure).
If this conditions does not exit no orgasm is possible.
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