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Don't work ever, preach to the same 12 guys all your life, make wine from water, don't touch your genitals, have no youth (at least none documented), never talk about the guy who sacrificed his life to raise you as your "father", .... invent socialism, be pro healthcare for all, be anti establishment, create your own religion, get crucified as the better choice than a thieve, never write anything down........
While I see your thread hijack is an attempt to draw attention away from the thread topic of an Al Qaeda center in New York, this is, however, a great opportunity to illustrate your cluelessness; not only in common sense but in the basic understanding of Christianity =>
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Don't work ever...
Jesus was the son of Joseph, a carpenter by trade. That was his work...
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... preach to the same 12 guys all your life...
Jesus traveled throughout the land of his birth; when he began to "preach" he often drew large crowds. The
"12 guys" you reference, the Apostles, were formed to carry on the message of Christianity...
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... make wine from water...
Would that modern man could!
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...don't touch your genitals...
I see that you have problems with that...
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... never talk about the guy who sacrificed his life to raise you as your "father"
The Gospels speak little on the first 30 years of Christ's life; so your "never talk" allegation here is simply your misunderstanding on display.
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... invent socialism...
Christ's life is a talisman for the freedom of Capitalism.
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be pro healthcare for all...
Pray tell the Scripture you misunderstood for that claim!
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...be anti establishment...
The growth of Christianity came to be known as the flower of civilization and the world's largest religion. For an example of "anti-establishment" see your Progressivism and Liberalism.
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... get crucified as the better choice than a thieve...
Your reference here is little more than second grade incomprehension but it is clear you lack any understanding on the sin on mankind that Jesus took on his shoulders through his death and his rise from the dead for eternal life.
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...never write anything down...
He lacked an iBook; that's true. But to your point see
John 8:3-11.