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post #1 of 42
Thread Starter 
Word association is getting old...

As fresh as a _____?

Leave your answer or post another similie to solve.

J :cool:
post #2 of 42
[quote]As fresh as...<hr></blockquote>a Moxy Fruvous song

As aimless as...
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As aimless as...

this thread.

As rigid as...

[edit - simile is for Jamie]

[ 03-29-2002: Message edited by: groverat ]</p>
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post #4 of 42
As rigid as

an apple fan with a G5.

as lumpy as....

[ 03-29-2002: Message edited by: alcimedes ]</p>
post #5 of 42
as lumpy as.... kaboom's bed after he gets back from work and I've made the rounds with his wife (and dog).

As inebriated as...
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post #6 of 42
..kaboom's mother was when the savage groverat took advantage of her. As palpable as...
No, the bazaar cannot satisfy users. Neither can the cathedral. Nothing can satisfy users, because software is written to enable rather than satisfy, and because most users are mewling malcontents...
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No, the bazaar cannot satisfy users. Neither can the cathedral. Nothing can satisfy users, because software is written to enable rather than satisfy, and because most users are mewling malcontents...
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post #7 of 42
G5 frenzy and anticipation the day before a MacWorld Expo.

As confusing as...
Living life in glorious 4G HD (with a 2GB data cap).
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Living life in glorious 4G HD (with a 2GB data cap).
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post #8 of 42
As confusing as... the obsession some people have with a computer company.

As unbearable as...
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post #9 of 42
as ubearable as


threads starting with the word *confirmed*

as annoying as....
post #10 of 42
Thread Starter 
as annoying as....

when your boxers ride up your ass all day and you have to shuffle to get them out.

As cheap as...
post #11 of 42
As cheap as...

your mom.

As insane as...

[ 03-29-2002: Message edited by: Spart ]</p>
post #12 of 42
As insane as... thinking that Jamie is a female.

As clean as...
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post #13 of 42
Thread Starter 
As clean as a whistle. But only a new one because a used whistle wouldn't be very clean as it would be full of spit.

As thick as...


J :cool:

BTW Spart that really would be insane.
post #14 of 42
[quote]Originally posted by groverat:
<strong>As insane as... thinking that Jamie is a female.

As clean as...</strong><hr></blockquote>

My bad...ehh.

As thick as...

Spart's skull

As smooth as...
post #15 of 42
As smooth as groverat's ass after I apply duct tape and rip it off.

as apathetic as....

[ 03-29-2002: Message edited by: kaboom ]</p>
post #16 of 42
An Apple(Mac) a day keeps the pc's at bay.

Har Har Har
Ah yes, now I can breath!

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Ah yes, now I can breath!

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post #17 of 42
As apathetic as... the people who think all similes have to involve "as".

Cold like a...

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Ouch, kaboom!
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post #18 of 42
Cold like a...

dead cat's corpse that resulted in cat NEVER SHUTTING UP.

As seductive as...
post #19 of 42
As seductive as...

Cameron Diaz bringing you a new G5

As unique as...
post #20 of 42
As unique as...

the blind followers of Microsoft. They're *special*. You know, the lights are on and nobody's home....eh forget it.

As sweet as...
post #21 of 42
As sweet as... a package of doraditos!

That reference is as obscure as...
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post #22 of 42
That reference is as obscure as...

the reason <a href="http://www.tesh.com/showpage.asp?code=fanclub" target="_blank">John Tesh has fans</a>.

As horrible as...
post #23 of 42
As horrible as...

Dead baby jokes

as wet as...
post #24 of 42
as wet as...

my eyes are from laughing at dead baby jokes.

as cold as...
post #25 of 42
..Princess Di jokes were shortly after her death.

As innocuous as...
No, the bazaar cannot satisfy users. Neither can the cathedral. Nothing can satisfy users, because software is written to enable rather than satisfy, and because most users are mewling malcontents...
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No, the bazaar cannot satisfy users. Neither can the cathedral. Nothing can satisfy users, because software is written to enable rather than satisfy, and because most users are mewling malcontents...
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post #26 of 42
Thread Starter 
As innocuous as... making jokes about dead people.

Shiny as....
post #27 of 42
Shiny as the chrome apple on my new iMac

My free throw shot had spin like...
I have a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.
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I have a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.
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post #28 of 42
...The Mac OS pinwheel. But, it wasn't as heavy as...

[ 03-31-2002: Message edited by: CosmoNut ]</p>
Living life in glorious 4G HD (with a 2GB data cap).
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post #29 of 42
But, it wasn't as heavy as... your mom after Thanksgiving dinner.

Cheech hits that bong as hard as...
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post #30 of 42
Cheech hits that bong as hard as...Mike Tyson hits his girlfriends.

<a href="http://www.vertu.com" target="_blank">This mobile phone</a> is about as necessary as...
post #31 of 42
is about as necessary as

that third testicle, just in case

which of course is as useful as....
post #32 of 42
which of course is as useful as.... a kleenex in a shitstorm.

Nothing, and I mean nothing, sounds as good as...
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post #33 of 42
Nothing, and I mean nothing, sounds as good as... my wife having an orgasm..

As painful as..
Merdeka!
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Merdeka!
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post #34 of 42
As painful as finding out that you have a bad case of "Vietnamese Clap" three weeks after you and the guys visited that shady whore house...

George Bush is As hopped up on Coke like
Anal Retentive,
Passive Aggressive,
Band Geek...

Don't Touch Me
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Anal Retentive,
Passive Aggressive,
Band Geek...

Don't Touch Me
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post #35 of 42
George Bush is As hopped up on Coke like you must've been when you wrote that whack-ass beginning to a simile.

That opener was as incoherent as...
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post #36 of 42
That opener was as incoherent as... Mohammad Ali with a mouthful of Rice Krispy Treats.

groverat is as lame as...
post #37 of 42
groverat is as lame as... a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest

Macs suck harder than...
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post #38 of 42
Macs Suck harder than Goverat's father at a cock fest (and by cock, i mean rooster ¬.¬)

macs dont suck, just like
Anal Retentive,
Passive Aggressive,
Band Geek...

Don't Touch Me
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Anal Retentive,
Passive Aggressive,
Band Geek...

Don't Touch Me
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post #39 of 42
Macs don't suck, just like PCs don't.

Life is like a box of... (explain)
post #40 of 42
[quote]Originally posted by tonton:
<strong>Macs don't suck, just like PCs don't.

Life is like a box of... (explain)</strong><hr></blockquote>

Life is like a box of chocolate, when you start to eat somes, you never wanted to stop until the box is empty.

Admins and Moderators should be ...(explain )
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