"Blac kmage is always helping people, the problem is that they never understand his unique brand of help so they usually end up yelling... or screaming... or burning" - <a href="http://www.nuklearpower.com/comic/045.htm
" target="_blank">8-bit theatre ep 45</a>
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move." - The Restaurant at the End of the Universe, Douglas Adams
"...Man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much... the wheel, New York, wars, and so on, whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck
about in the water having a good time. But conversely the dolphins believed themselves to be more intelligent than man for precisely the same reasons." - The Original Hitch Hikers Guide Radio Scripts
"There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarrely inexeplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened." - The Original Hitch Hikers Guide Radio Scripts
and of course, my sig.