"This, 007, is your new spy camera. Cleverly disguised into the handle of an umbrella, it will take up to ten photos on microfilm. The film cartridge is field replacable, of course, it should only take a minute."
"That's all? My iPhone has a better camera than that."
"Sure, see? That's the camera there. Five megapixel digital, enough storage for probably thousands of photos, and an LED flash, too. There's a second camera on the other side for videocalls."
"Screw it, I'm retiring."
"Can I get the keys to the flying BMW before you leave?"