You have something in common with our president if you don't like to read big books unless they have pictures. Well, not really, because Dubya doesn't even read books, but that's another story....
Maybe Apple should get Dubya to do a commerical for an iMac:
Shows Dubya using an iMac, squinting, pursing lips, talking about evildoers.
then the screen fades to an Apple logo, with a voiceover: "the new iMac with OS X: a computer that doesn't take a genius to use."
"Even if you're not the sharpest knife in the drawer, you can still use the new iMac".