...that it's so much fun to review the prognostications of the not-too-distant past!
Apple should close its retail stores. After all, they didn't work for Gateway
Apple should
"pull the plug" on the iPhone. (A must read from my favorite blowhard. The whole thing is a pull quote.)
Another fail from the Mayor of Blowhard
"It's the Pippin all over again" ...what's a Pippin?
Apple RIP ...from Forbes??? Sometimes even the smart ones get it wrong, apparently.
Random quotes, from whom the authors are too embarrassed to leave the page up for public ridicule:
"The iMac will only sell to some of the true believers. The iMac doesn’t include a floppy disk drive drive for doing file backups or sharing of data. ... The iMac will fail.
- Hiawatha Bray, Boston Globe, 1998.
"I'd shut [Apple] down and give the money back to the shareholders."
- Michael Dell, October 1997
“The biggest long-term problem with moving to an Apple platform is that the company is in decline."
- Famous dunderhead Rob Enderle, in October 2003
"Within the next two months, Sony will acquire Apple. … Sony will be the white knight who will step into the picture."
- former Apple VP Dunderhead Gaston Bastiaens, January 1996.
"[Apple] seems to have two options. The first is to break itself up, selling the hardware side. The second is to sell the company outright."
- The Economist, February 1995
And last but not least:
"The Macintosh uses an experimental pointing device called a "mouse". There is no evidence that people want to use these things. I dont want one of these new fangled devices."
- John C. Dvorak, 1984, proving that even dunderhead predictions are occasionally proven right, if you wait long enough. In this case... 26 years.
Enjoy.