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I've got a LAN party coming up that I'm gonna go to, and I need some real zingers to make fun of the Windows/Lun1x geeks.. Tell me some good Mac vs. Windows/PC jokes. Good comebacks are a plus.

Help me out guys.
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post #2 of 8
Here's one about Apple from the 1980's. It's an oldie but still one of my personal favorites:

Q: How many Apple engineers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: One. They just hold the bulb in place and the world revolves around them.

These days, you can take some liberties with it and substitute, "Microsoft" where it says, "Apple."
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Didnt we do <a href="http://forums.appleinsider.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=10&t=000821" target="_blank">this</a>already?
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post #4 of 8
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Ha, those are some good ones in that thread. Thanks for the link.

Heh, all those Windows 95 jokes.
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[quote]Originally posted by Paul:
<strong>Didnt we do <a href="http://forums.appleinsider.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=10&t=000821" target="_blank">this</a>already? </strong><hr></blockquote>

OMG, read Macintosh's jokes on this thread. <img src="graemlins/oyvey.gif" border="0" alt="[No]" />

J :cool:
post #6 of 8
I've usually found that the Linux users will back you up.

But what are they doing at a LAN party?
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Why is the Microsoft OS called windows :
answer : because when users are sick of their pc they throw it througth the windows.
Ps : in the garden of some office building you can see a sign where it is written on it : beware of fallen PC, does not stay under the windows.
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[quote]Originally posted by powerdoc:
<strong>Why is the Microsoft OS called windows :
answer : because when users are sick of their pc they throw it througth the windows.
Ps : in the garden of some office building you can see a sign where it is written on it : beware of fallen PC, does not stay under the windows.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Those are awful man! <img src="graemlins/oyvey.gif" border="0" alt="[No]" /> So awful it mad me laugh! <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" />

J :cool:
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