Yeah, too many syllables in a name is too complicated for my very simple primate brain!!
Let's just make it a law to keep names SIMPLE, and the way they are.
And while we're at it, free speech, free press, and religious freedom just make everything more complicated. Screw all of that shit, too hard. It would be so much easier deciding what church to go to if the government told me!
Damn churches, they would probably have shorter and easier to remember names that way, too.