Okay, I don't know WHAT'S going on exactly (who won, who's winning, who kicked who in the nuts, etc.), but for the PAST FOUR HOURS, every goddamn Hispanic person in the county has apparently nothing better to do than ride up and down the street beside my apartment and lay on the horns of their Impalas and Chevettes.
It's been a non-stop ****ing horn fest for the better part of the late afternoon/evening.
Someone want to fill me in on what's happening? Did they win?
I'll never get to sleep tonight. People are hanging out of cars, waving flags (putting flags ON THEIR WINDSHIELD...really smart), throwing firecrackers, beer cans, screaming, etc.
I've already seen two fender benders in the past three hours.
Idiots. Yeah, I said it. God, I hate sports fans like this. Same thing when the Chargers miraculously win a game: every dipshit in San Diego is suddenly a "Bolts fan" and has to spend the rest of Sunday afternoon showing his ass and generally making life miserable for people like me who don't especially get turned on by tire-necked cavemen in funny tight pants and shoulder pads.
I suppose it's too much to ask that these people drive home, park their piece-of-**** cars and go inside and celebrate inside, amongst themselves?
OHMIGOD...every horn in the town is going off right now! Some ******* at the traffic light a block from my house just got everyone going. JEEEEEEEZ...
All this over the most pussy sport I've ever seen. I used to play it for six years, so I can comment on it. Buzz off.