I just broke off with my girl so beers for everyone...
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Beer vs. Poon-Tang
Finally, the truth is calculated and cannot be disputed.
Beer is always wet.
Poon-Tang needs encouragement.
Beer tastes horrible served hot.
Poon-Tang tastes better served hot.
Having an ice cold Beer makes you satisfied.
Having an ice cold Poon-Tang makes you Hillary Clinton.
Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones.
Poon-Tang does not.
If you get a hair in your teeth consuming Poon-Tang, you are not disgusted.
Twenty-four Beers come in a box.
Poon-Tang is a box you can come in.
Too much head makes you mad at the person giving you a beer.
If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is still edible.
If you come home smelling like Beer, the layd may get mad.
If you come home smelling like Poon-Tang, she will definitely get mad.
Six Beers in a night and you better not drive.
Six Poon-TangsÂ* in a night and you have done all the driving you need.
Buy too much Beer and you will get fat.
Buy too much Poon-Tang and you will get poor.
It is socially acceptable to have a Beer in the stands at a football game.
Getting Poon-Tang in the stands at a football game makes you a legend.
If a cop smells Beer on your breath, you get a arrested..
If a cop smells Poon-Tang on your breath, you get a high-five.
With Beer, bigger is better.
Wearing a condom does not make Beer any less enjoyable.
Poon-Tang makes you see God.
Beer makes you see the porcelain God.
If you think all day about your next Poon-Tang you are normal.
If you think all day about your next Beer you are an alcoholic.
Peeling labels off of Beers is fun.
Peeling panties off of Poon-Tang is more fun.
Snagging Beer at work gets you fired.
Snagging Poon-Tang at work gets you charged with sexual harassment.
If you drop a Beer it breaks.
If you drop Poon-Tang, it may hunt you down like the dog you are.
If you change to another Beer, your old brand will gladly have you back.
The best Poon-Tang you have ever had is not gone once you have enjoyed it.
The worst Poon-Tang you have ever had is not gone once you have enjoyed it.
Bad Beer: Schlitz, Pabst Blue Ribbon, Old Swill.
Bad Poon-Tang: Roseanne, Janet Reno, Madeline Albright.
Good beer: Guinness, Sam Adams, Killian's Red
Good Poon-Tang: Almost all but the above.
The government taxes Beer.
The numbers never lie. The winner is Poon-Tang!