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post #1 of 20
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Alright. I am sure that all of you have heard of the silly game where you take your Middle Name, and your street name to come up with your Porn star name. Even though its childish, some peoples are hilarious. SO if you don't think its a big deal to post your street name (it doesn;t have to be your current one, maybe a past one)or your middle name, then join in.

Mine for example is now Charles Goswick, but about a month ago, it was Charles Homestead.
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post #2 of 20
And here I thought your porn name was the sum of a deceased pet's name plus your mother's maiden name?

[ 07-31-2002: Message edited by: Matsu ]</p>
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post #3 of 20
Middle Name + Street Name:

Scott Lower Beckleysville

Pet's Name + Mother's Maiden Name:

Dr. Hackenbush Chung

I dunno.....

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post #4 of 20
[quote]Originally posted by Matsu:
<strong>And here I thought your porn name was the sum of a deceased pet's name plus your mother's maiden name?

[ 07-31-2002: Message edited by: Matsu ]</strong><hr></blockquote>

Yeah, me too.

chweave1's method gives me: Croft (I dont' have a middle name)

Matsu's method gives me: Mindy Imrie <img src="graemlins/hmmm.gif" border="0" alt="[Hmmm]" />

J :cool:
post #5 of 20
Robert Glencoe

Huey Enriquez

eheh

My favorite pornstar name is still Holly Body.
post #6 of 20
middle name plus street is your secret agent name.

Robert Ben Ledi

first pet's name plus mother's maiden name is your porn star name.

Rocky Campbell

this thread is beginning to look like a security nightmare for those who use online banking. Next it will be star wars droid name = your initials plus pin number.
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post #7 of 20
Awww, man!
Middle + Street for me=Daniel Winnebago!
A worthy porn name!
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post #8 of 20
Secret Agent Name: (I can't give you my real one... oops...)
Jeffrey Denham Drive. Oh, are you supposed to knock off the last bit?

Porn Star Name:
Temuku Turk.

Droid Name:
JDB-23222
Kidding.
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post #9 of 20
If some feel their privacy is needed...or just plain lazy, like me...

<a href="http://www.buzman.org/version3/features/pornstar_name.php" target="_blank">Try here...</a>

My Porn Star Name: Reggie Cummings

<a href="http://www.davezilla.com/games/" target="_blank">...or here...</a>

Your Porn Star Name is Max Wayland

Your Blues Singer Name is Good Bush

Your Punk Rock Band is called the Sticky Nuts

Your name as an extra in "Star Wars" is artman the lamp lamp <img src="confused.gif" border="0">
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post #10 of 20
[quote]Originally posted by Artman @_@:
<strong>
Your name as an extra in "Star Wars" is artman the lamp lamp :confused: </strong><hr></blockquote>

Thats funny, I'm Gumpulslot the Broom Broom.
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post #11 of 20
Middlename+street name=
Doris Kline

First Pets name+mothers maident name=
Janus Tall

They both seem to work
post #12 of 20
[quote]Originally posted by xionja:
<strong>Middlename+street name=
Doris Kline

First Pets name+mothers maident name=
Janus Tall

They both seem to work </strong><hr></blockquote>

Mine is Doggy Adams - not a bad porn name! <img src="graemlins/smokin.gif" border="0" alt="[Chilling]" />
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post #13 of 20
Sundance Przybilla
i am monkey
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post #14 of 20
middle + street name --&gt;
Andrew Chippewa Roads


deceased pet + Mother's maiden --&gt;
Woody Billet

hmmm, maybe Im in the wrong business <img src="graemlins/surprised.gif" border="0" alt="[Surprised]" />
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i got a letter from the government the other day i opened and read it it said they were suckers they wanted me for their army or whatever picture me given' a damn I said never here is a land that...
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post #15 of 20
Secret agent name: Frederick Massasoit. Hmm.

Porn Star name: Easter Summers.
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"...within intervention's distance of the embassy." - CvB

Original music:
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Becca Sutlive - Iowa Fried Rock 'n Roll - now on iTMS!
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post #16 of 20
[quote]Originally posted by Amorph:
<strong>
Porn Star name: Easter Summers.</strong><hr></blockquote>

<img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" />


Classic.
post #17 of 20
Middlename+street name=
G√ľnther Nellinger

First Pets name+mothers maident name=
Toni Thiel

<a href="http://www.buzman.org/version3/features/pornstar_name.php" target="_blank">Generated name</a>=
Randy Imlong
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post #18 of 20
Secret Agent: Peter Honesty
Porn Star: Hypos Wedmid

I had a large fish named Hypos because it was a Hypostimus Plecostimus. . . . With glaring red eyes.

As for Porn Stars, I knew a guy named Peter North in high school (not the same one, obviously) and there's a girl in my class at Princeton whose name is actually Coco Stiff. That's not even a nickname. And the worst part is that she's pretty hot: not hot enough to be a model or babe-actress, but just right for a porn star.
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post #19 of 20
[quote]Originally posted by Artman @_@:
<strong>If some feel their privacy is needed...or just plain lazy, like me... </strong><hr></blockquote>
Your Porn Star Name is Taco Bell Edith
Your Blues Singer Name is Bird Dubya
Your Punk Rock Band is called the Swinging Guns
Your name as an extra in "Star Wars" is Lampshades the Spatula Spatula.

Find your Jedi name <a href="http://railheaddesign.com/pages/software/jedimaker/jedimaker.html" target="_blank">here</a>
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post #20 of 20
Ahahaha!!!

Now i can log to the email accounts of all you.. your mom's middle name.. etc

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