Originally Posted by
Mac-sochist 
I suppose the trolls have a Faux Noise-type list of Talking Pointsâ„¢ to worm into the stinkbombs they explode on every Applecentric forum, but still, the double standard they expect us to use when evaluating Apple's performance and motivations is gob-smacking. (Not as gob-smacking as the number of people who eat their crap with a spoon, but nevertheless gob-smacking.)
Hard drive manufacturers start quoting their drive sizes in decimal. Apple calls the drives by their manufacturer's designations. Your 160 GB HD formats out at 149. Crime!! Conspiracy!!
Apple rewrites Snow Leopard to have a smaller footprint, and tells people to expect a little more drive space. Meanwhile they've been "fatigued into compliance" and start formatting in decimal. There's a huge jump when installing SL. "They started formatting your drives differently to decieve you!" Crime!! Conspiracy!!
Apple has a product that's so popular that their manufacturers and distribution channels can't meet the demand. Crime!! Conspiracy!!
Last time (on the iPad 1) Apple wouldn't accept cash to prevent scalping. "What about people who don't have credit cards?" Crime!! Conspiracy!!
This time they accept cash and scalping is rampant. Crime!! Conspiracy!!
They allowed online preorders of the Verizon iPhone, and there were no lines worth mentioning. "Lol! The launch was a failure! Apple is Doooomed!!!!"
They don't allow online preorders of the iPad 2. "It's just a plot to make the lines longer and get news coverage!" Crime!! Conspiracy!!
Meanwhile, Microsoft always,
always, quotes "units shipped" as if they were actually sold, not sitting in warehouses all over the world, and the tech press breathlessly reports their wild success! Silence!
Samsung does the same thing and even uses that number to divide into the number of returns to get a seemingly low rate. Silence!
Samsung tries to spin a statement by one of their executives that "Sales were quite small" by replacing the word "small" with "smooth", a word which makes
absolutely no sense in context, "Oh well then, that's different!" Can you even imagine if Steve Jobs tried such a lame-ass "correction"? They'd laugh their spleens out!
Now it's hard to get an iPad 2. Suppose Apple did what they want, manufactured and distributed tens of millions of units before even announcing them, thus avoiding all "hype", somehow stored them in space-warps in each store (same technology as the Reality Distortion Fieldâ„¢ I guess) and had them all ready to hand out on launch day. Can you imagine the outcry if this became known beforehand? Apple "Keeping iPads from customers who want one"? It would be the crime of the century!
What I really want is for one, just one, of these people to actually
suggest something (and not insane crap like Pseudonym did earlier) that would make them happy, that would mean—to them—that Apple was doing something right. They can't. because in their universe, Apple can do no right!