I wrote a sold a program to Texas Instruments for $250 and a free calculator.
I wrote another program and tried to blackmail a phone application company but failed.
I bought some 'lost' footage from a famous animated movie which had been cut in the editing room. Then I got blackmailed and ended up selling it to another sap.
I mananged to setup an orgy with 6 people (without the use of alcohol).
In 7 years I can admit to some really clever crimes.
(once the statute of limitations runs out)
I also have converted more then a dozen folks to Apple.
I have also written a famous love song which almost everyone in the US knows. That alone is pretty cool. Because the only 5 people who know that I wrote it, and then gave the lyrics to the musician who is famous for it aren't talking so it's our little secret.
I discovered a really dirty secret about a politician but kept it secret.
I also adopted a starving kid in africa.
Lastly I managed to get involved in the above orgy and came out with some interesting new views of sex.