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post #41 of 114
Thread Starter 
My girlfriend says I am:

Studious. Intelligent. Charming. Compassionate. Wonderful.

(She must be in a good mood)

*receives quick elbow to the stomach*
post #42 of 114
English words can't capture my essence accurately.

In French, I am:
soulier, båtiment, fossé, arbre, tablette

In German, they call me:
schildkrote, karte, ubernachtigte, angeln, bange
post #43 of 114
Charcoal
Burns
My
Throat
Again

Hatred
Is
MY
Best
Friend


The
Taste
Of
Bile
YUM....

This is Fun.
Within My Bowels, God Has Placed A Fist
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post #44 of 114
Chicks say I'm:

Intelligent
Funny
Sexy
Horny <img src="graemlins/hmmm.gif" border="0" alt="[Hmmm]" />
Cool
I have a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.
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I have a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.
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post #45 of 114
There
can
be
only
one

(Me of course... am I dating myself with that quote)



Nick

"During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act." -George Orwell

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"During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act." -George Orwell

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post #46 of 114
[quote]murbot's
baby
might
be
mine

g


kidding.....when's that puppy coming out mur??<hr></blockquote>

Bastard.

Any day now actually, due date was Saturday. I might be taking a little AI holiday here pretty soon. If you guys don't hear from me for a few days, it probably means a little murbot is running around. (oh god...)

I'd contribute to this thread, but the censor would catch most of it. No, maybe I should make up some excellent qualities like the rest of you clowns. Um... nah.

post #47 of 114
I
yam
what
I
yam.
"Just tell them that Ben Franklin said it, and everyone will believe the sentiment."
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"Just tell them that Ben Franklin said it, and everyone will believe the sentiment."
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post #48 of 114
[quote]Originally posted by David Cronenbergs Mutant Love Child:
<strong>Charcoal
Burns
My
Throat
Again</strong><hr></blockquote>Been
to
the
hospital
lately?
post #49 of 114
Thread Starter 
:o
You
People
Really
Scare
Me


(Unfortunately, we're mac addicts, so charcoal (powerbooks) burning thighs, bellies, and even penises is not out of the ordinary. :eek

[ 11-26-2002: Message edited by: ShawnPatrickJoyce ]</p>
post #50 of 114
I don't think you got the charcoal reference quite right, SPJ.
Ah, the blissful ignorance of youth.
post #51 of 114
Thread Starter 
Probably not.
post #52 of 114
[quote]Originally posted by Brad:
<strong>Sorry, Powerdoc. I had to edit your post. </strong><hr></blockquote>

Thanks Brad. But it was not needed to spank me
post #53 of 114
I think Brad is quite accustom to "Spanking". Spanking the French may be new to him, but surely not spanking itself.

My
Bowels
Are
A
Fire
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post #54 of 114
[quote]Originally posted by David Cronenbergs Mutant Love Child:
<strong>I think Brad is quite accustom to "Spanking". Spanking the French may be new to him, but surely not spanking itself.

My
Bowels
Are
A
Fire</strong><hr></blockquote>
You to ?
post #55 of 114
[quote]Originally posted by Brad:
<strong>Sorry, Powerdoc. I had to edit your post. </strong><hr></blockquote>
Thanks Brad. Frenchmen, eh?
[quote]Originally posted by ShawnPatrickJoyce:
<strong>My girlfriend says I am:

Studious. Intelligent. Charming. Compassionate. Wonderful.</strong><hr></blockquote>
I say your girlfriend is:

Confused. Deluded. Insane. Probably. Rohypnoled.



[ 11-26-2002: Message edited by: Belle ]</p>
Chicanery.
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Chicanery.
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post #56 of 114
Thread Starter 
She probably does not remember

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post #57 of 114
japanese
go
wild
for
apples.

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post #58 of 114
[quote]Originally posted by ShawnPatrickJoyce:
<strong>She probably does not remember

[ 11-26-2002: Message edited by: ShawnPatrickJoyce ]</strong><hr></blockquote>

Yes it's one of the side-effects of Rohypnol.
post #59 of 114
and powerdoc, being of the medical profession...and french, probably knows quite a bit about that....
it's all fun till somebody loses an eye
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post #60 of 114
God's
Fist
Is
Inside
ME

Or more correctly:

Inside
MY
Bowels---
God's
Fist
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post #61 of 114
This thread is damn funny....

Makes me want to post....

I haven't described myself yet....

I am needing much cash.

P S

Murbot is having a puppy?
Aldo is watching....
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Aldo is watching....
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post #62 of 114
[quote]Originally posted by Moogs:
<strong>Murbot is having a puppy?</strong><hr></blockquote>
Don't be silly! I mean, that would be ridiculous! Sheesh.

murbot's wife is having a puppy.

Chicanery.
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Chicanery.
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post #63 of 114
[quote] Murbot is having a puppy?
<hr></blockquote>

Like that movie The Omen.........

Murbot's wife is good looking

But have you seen Murbot?

Hopefully child looks like wife

Otherwise puppy characteristics are assurred

Especially the big wet nose

And wetting himself when excited

(all five word posts above)

[ 11-26-2002: Message edited by: thegelding ]</p>
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post #64 of 114
this thread is getting mean

i think i like that.
post #65 of 114
[quote]Originally posted by thegelding:
<strong>and powerdoc, being of the medical profession...and french, probably knows quite a bit about that.... </strong><hr></blockquote>

How do you think i could catch girls otherwise
post #66 of 114
Thread Starter 
[quote]Originally posted by Powerdoc:
<strong>

How do you think i could catch girls otherwise </strong><hr></blockquote>

I am thinking "mighty genitals"

*looks down* <img src="graemlins/smokin.gif" border="0" alt="[Chilling]" />
post #67 of 114
shawn Meaning: God is Gracious

patrick Meaning: Nobleman

<a href="http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Forum/6946/mythnames.html" target="_blank">alcimedes</a> Meaning: ?

get your own name.

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post #68 of 114
[quote] looks down <hr></blockquote>

and
is
mighty
mighty
dissappointed

but so is his girlfriend





[quote]this thread is getting mean
<hr></blockquote>

yes
yes
it
sure
is

me likes it like that

[ 11-26-2002: Message edited by: thegelding ]</p>
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post #69 of 114
I don't like you guys anymore.
post #70 of 114
Thread Starter 
[quote]Originally posted by thegelding:
<strong>
and
is
mighty
mighty
dissappointed

but so is his girlfriend

</strong><hr></blockquote>

Calling Dr. Powerdoc. Need Prescription.

<img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" />

(Err.. 69th post..)
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post #71 of 114
[quote]Originally posted by murbot:
<strong>I don't like you guys anymore.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Can I be your friend?

I'll throw you some sticks.

[ 11-26-2002: Message edited by: RodUK ]</p>
post #72 of 114
[quote] Originally posted by murbot:
I don't like you guys anymore. <hr></blockquote>

uh, murbot, that's six words....

should change it to read

don't like you guys anymore


[quote] Can I be your friend?

I'll throw you some sticks.
<hr></blockquote>

roduk, i don't see murbot as a "fetcher"
but i bet he will let you rub his belly

[ 11-26-2002: Message edited by: thegelding ]</p>
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post #73 of 114
This
thread
is
funny
Because the people who are crazy enough to think thay can change the world, are the ones who do
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Because the people who are crazy enough to think thay can change the world, are the ones who do
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post #74 of 114
belle
help
this
guy
count
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post #75 of 114
Pictures
Speak
Better
Than
Words

<a href="http://www.paragraphics.co.uk/~sonny/images/badhairday.jpg" target="_blank">Bad Hair Day</a>
"It troolee iz a feersum endjinn"
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post #76 of 114
we
got
the
beaver,
\teh?
"I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them" -Isaac Asimov
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"I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them" -Isaac Asimov
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post #77 of 114
there
are
other
threads,
thegelding

post #78 of 114
Ayn
haNa'htom
me'id
'al
'Issato

=The baker may not bear witness for [the quality of] his dough.
(Meaning that one may not be best suited to describe onenself)
« Jparle pas aux cons, ça les instruit. »

From Les Tontons Flingueurs


חברים יש רק באגד
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« Jparle pas aux cons, ça les instruit. »

From Les Tontons Flingueurs


חברים יש רק באגד
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post #79 of 114
[quote]Originally posted by Immanuel Goldstein:
<strong>Ayn
haNa'htom
me'id
'al
'Issato

=The baker may not bear witness for [the quality of] his dough.
(Meaning that one may not be best suited to describe onenself)</strong><hr></blockquote>
Wise answer, Immanuel, but i expect that it will not prevent you to tease some of our most regular members
post #80 of 114
j'
adore
les
pommes
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