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post #1 of 70
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ok, i'm at work right now in a lab fixing one of their machines. there's a lab tech here who cute, but not stunning.

however, she has the "walk". if you've ever seen it, you know what i mean. it's absolutely mesmorizing.

where the hell do women learn this stuff? not many have it down, but those that do turn men into gaping idiots every time they walk by.

(and i realize there are all of 3 people here who can speak from a 1st person view, but what the hell, maybe it's like guy rules, and every woman at least knows it)
post #2 of 70
I know what you mean!!! But no matter how hard I try, I just can't master it!! <img src="graemlins/oyvey.gif" border="0" alt="[No]" />

I think maybe a bikini wax might help make me master it?? <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" />
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post #3 of 70
The waddling gait is more natural for women due to their pelvis. You will notice that it's possible to do this for men with some trainings
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[quote]Originally posted by Powerdoc:
<strong>The waddling gait is more natural for women due to their pelvis.</strong><hr></blockquote>
Quack!

I'll let you decide whether I'm imitating a waddling duck or commenting on doc's doctorin' skills.
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post #5 of 70
Anatomical considerations aside, if I jack a thong up your a$$ and put you in heels, I bet I could make you walk funny too! Not sexy, but funny.
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post #6 of 70
DO THE CATWALK.



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post #7 of 70
Thread Starter 
bah, she's in pants and shoes, although as far as i can tell she's wearing a thong (or nothing).

what i want to know is where they learn it from. is it some kind sister to sister deal or what? most girls don't have it down right, and actually this girl is from Brasil, so maybe they teach 'em proper down there, but there is a huge difference between the ones who have it down and the ones that are just trying to imitate it.

dunno.

lol, to put it in perspective for folks here, it's like the difference between the MacOS and Windows. sure they look alike, but there's a hell of a difference.

so, where do they learn it from? i can't believe it's just genetics, or everyone would walk that way. i know it's not just thongs and heels, i've seen plenty of girls trying to walk around in those without getting the walk.

it's almost like it taps into some primal area of the brain, a straight mainline to the...uh, other brain.

in any case, sure as hell makes it hard to concentrate when they're swaying this way and that, and then the little wiggle when they pick stuff up. : drool :

*sigh*

oh well, back to work.

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post #8 of 70
Thongs are sexy. I bet "that walk" is just confidence stemming from how sexy a girl a feels...

Although I guess you need the talent and looks first

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post #9 of 70
I find the walk fairly trampy. I dunno, it just says cheap to me.

With that walk you instantly look at her ass or face - a woman that walks gracefully keeps your eyes where they should be - looking at her ti...err face.
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post #10 of 70
Mybe thay just have Heamorrhoids

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post #11 of 70
[quote]Originally posted by Belle:
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Quack!

I'll let you decide whether I'm imitating a waddling duck or commenting on doc's doctorin' skills.</strong><hr></blockquote>

When Daisy waddle, Donald waggle

more seriously in french waddling gait is translate "dehanchement" : it must be a failure of translation of the Cassell's French dictionary. I will add that i have bought this dictionnary in San Diego California in a book- shop : can i sue them for that. Reason for this trial : heavily offended one of our most beloved moderator, comparing herself as a duck. Money asked : 300 000 $ (the prize of a Bentley).

Anyway i will be please to see you dance the "Duck dance" the famous "Dance des canards" who was a great hit in the seventies.
post #12 of 70
[quote]Originally posted by Powerdoc:
<strong>I will add that i have bought this dictionnary in San Diego California in a book- shop : can i sue them for that. Reason for this trial : heavily offended one of our most beloved moderator, comparing herself as a duck. Money asked : 300 000 $ (the prize of a Bentley). </strong><hr></blockquote>

I think you don't even have to go to court anymore for that amount in the U.S. They'll just give it to you for complaining.
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post #13 of 70
being born in Brazil does not generate automatically that walk. ["you don't walk like a brazilian" etc B.S.] if she does NOT feel SEXY she does not walk that way. no matter where was she born...

besides.. i saw a thing in a theatre once. the main protagonist... was a .. well.. she looked too feminine to be a she. so i was wondering if it was a she or a he. in the end of the show this "she" was naked so i got an answer to that question. "she" looked too feminine so i got suspicious... also on the way of walking.

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post #14 of 70
[quote]Originally posted by alcimedes:
<strong>bah, she's in pants and shoes, although as far as i can tell she's wearing a thong (or nothing).

what i want to know is where they learn it from. is it some kind sister to sister deal or what? most girls don't have it down right, and actually this girl is from Brasil, so maybe they teach 'em proper down there, but there is a huge difference between the ones who have it down and the ones that are just trying to imitate it.

dunno.

lol, to put it in perspective for folks here, it's like the difference between the MacOS and Windows. sure they look alike, but there's a hell of a difference.

so, where do they learn it from? i can't believe it's just genetics, or everyone would walk that way. i know it's not just thongs and heels, i've seen plenty of girls trying to walk around in those without getting the walk.

it's almost like it taps into some primal area of the brain, a straight mainline to the...uh, other brain.

in any case, sure as hell makes it hard to concentrate when they're swaying this way and that, and then the little wiggle when they pick stuff up. : drool :

*sigh*

oh well, back to work.

[ 11-27-2002: Message edited by: alcimedes ]</strong><hr></blockquote>


Dude, if you used proper capitalization and added a "I don't know... I'm asking." in there, that's a pscates post.



heh heh - Just the way that thing flows, the spacing... I thought for sure it was him.

And yeah, I know that walk. It can be a deadly weapon if it falls into the wrong hips.

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post #15 of 70
[quote]Originally posted by alcimedes:
<strong>bah, she's in pants and shoes, although as far as i can tell she's wearing a thong (or nothing).
</strong><hr></blockquote>

I think you've just graduated from "gaping" to "the stalker stare."
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post #16 of 70
I call that the shake it but dont break it walk. I love it too. :eek:
post #17 of 70
Man, all I've got to say is if she can WALK, then you're NOT doing you're job effectively. A woman should COMPLAIN that it HURTS to walk, after hours of friction, otherwise keep trying harder, man!

And I've only known ONE brazilian women, (Known as in the biblical known) and my suggestion is if other Brazilian women are like her, then find one and introduce yourself. And be willing to learn to take pain with the pleasure.
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post #18 of 70
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[quote]I find the walk fairly trampy. I dunno, it just says cheap to me.<hr></blockquote>

if it looks trampy, it's not being done right, which is the difference between the real thing and someone trying to imitate it.
post #19 of 70
[quote]Originally posted by JRC:
<strong>.

And I've only known ONE brazilian women, (Known as in the biblical known) and my suggestion is if other Brazilian women are like her, then find one and introduce yourself. And be willing to learn to take pain with the pleasure.</strong><hr></blockquote>

So uh? Smooth down there huh
post #20 of 70
For me it's in the shoes, the length of the legs, the shape of the rear end. If all those things fall in place, the walk will come naturally.

I'm one of those guys who is constantly measuring pantylines. I just can't stop staring. Oddly enough I don't look at breasts very often.

But SHOES! The right shoes just drive me wild. I've actually got a shoe fetish. Stilettos, platforms, sandals, jeweled or strappy, with buckles, studs, boots and flats, I love 'em. The more skin they show, generally the better, but not always. The shoes to me make the walk.

But I HATE those pointy witch shoes that seem to be in fashion these days. You know the ones, where the toe sticks out in a long pointy triangle that is about an inch longer than the actual foot? Yuck. I prefer open toe, thanks. Not to mention that you get to see the lovely polished toenails.

My girlfriend, though she doesn't usually wear heels, is very kind to me in this regard. Her feet are GORGEOUS and when she's wearing heels I'm like ga-ga.
post #21 of 70
Women tend to walk with their hips which are more prominant and designed differently than men's, that is where the wiggle comes from, all women have it but the degree it shows and how good it looks differs.
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post #22 of 70
Does she have a cute little apple butt and sexy smiley lines around her mouth?

I don't know...I'm asking.

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post #23 of 70
On the flip-side, I hate women who don't do the walk quite right. Instead of walking with their hips, they intentionally swivel them and accompany an already exaggerated motion with unnatural hand swinging. I'm just thinking of the girls who may have egged my car .

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post #24 of 70
There is two examples of this caricatural way of walking : in the moovie : la cage aux folles 2 , there is a beautifull lessons showing how to walk in these way. (it's really, really funny).
and in Mars Attack one martian, disguised as a woman seduce a stupid councellor of the president, before eating his finger.
post #25 of 70
You mean like this?
<a href="http://www.amazonsoul.com/walkcycle01.html" target="_blank">Walk Cycle</a>
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[quote]Originally posted by ryukyu:
<strong>You mean like this?
<a href="http://www.amazonsoul.com/walkcycle01.html" target="_blank">Walk Cycle</a></strong><hr></blockquote>

The swagger is good, but the walk is otherwise quite unnatural looking. <img src="graemlins/hmmm.gif" border="0" alt="[Hmmm]" />
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post #27 of 70
I think the walk must be genetic. And maybe the shoes (incidentally, i can't stand the way people walk in platform shoes.. or maybe it's that i usually can't stand people who wear platform shoes )

I don't think it has anything to do with underwear.. though if i was wearing a thong, i'm sure i'd walk funny too (eww.. i totally fail to see the appeal of underwear that is designed to crawl up someone's ass, at least as everyday clothing :confused: )

Yeah.. anyway..

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post #28 of 70
Thongs are sexy :eek:
post #29 of 70
[quote]Originally posted by robo:
<strong>I don't think it has anything to do with underwear.. though if i was wearing a thong, i'm sure i'd walk funny too (eww.. i totally fail to see the appeal of underwear that is designed to crawl up someone's ass, at least as everyday clothing :confused: )</strong><hr></blockquote>

It does not crawl up one's ass. It is placed there to begin with. And on the right behind... stunning. A simple contrasting straight line to set off the surrounding curves.

But yeah, it's an acquired... er... taste. Hey, *I* didn't used to like them...
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post #30 of 70
It depends on the circumstances. A thong is essential sometimes, if you're wearing a sheer skirt or pants, otherwise you get VPL.

However, I've noticed a disconcerting trend recently where a lot of women wear thongs under jeans. <img src="graemlins/oyvey.gif" border="0" alt="[No]" /> It serves no purpose other than to show above low-cuts when you go for the Bronx plumber look. Denim chafes cheeks, dammit.
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post #31 of 70
Yes. The thong is to eliminate panty lines. It's not intended to be sexy. But, we know, anything wrapped around a womans hips is going to be seen as sexy. Could be sausage links for all we care.
post #32 of 70
[quote]Originally posted by Scott:
<strong>But, we know, anything wrapped around a womans hips is going to be seen as sexy. Could be sausage links for all we care.</strong><hr></blockquote>
I can confirm this works with dachshunds.
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post #33 of 70
[quote]Originally posted by Belle:
<strong>Denim chafes cheeks, dammit.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Cheek calluses. Ew.
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post #34 of 70
[quote]Originally posted by Belle:
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I can confirm this works with dachshunds.</strong><hr></blockquote>

We men are not far removed, genetically, from those animals.
post #35 of 70
[quote]Originally posted by Belle:
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I can confirm this works with dachshunds.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Well yeah, wrap sausage links around anything, and a wiener dog is going to like it...

I don't think that wrapping dachshunds around your hips is going to be all that attractive though. Too much yapping.
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post #36 of 70
Time to get a new pair of jeans, Belle?
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[quote]Originally posted by Scott:
<strong>We men are not far removed, genetically, from those animals.</strong><hr></blockquote>
Well I hope you're a bit further removed anatomically, Scott. They're not called wiener dogs for nuttin'.
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post #38 of 70
[quote]Originally posted by ShawnPatrickJoyce:
<strong>Time to get a new pair of jeans, Belle? </strong><hr></blockquote>

Yeah, with the cheeks cut out!

No denim to chafe!
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post #39 of 70
I have seen that in college this semester. Very Sexy!

<img src="graemlins/bugeye.gif" border="0" alt="[Skeptical]" /> Belle though?
post #40 of 70
What, the "Hi I'm Christina And I'm A Rancid Whore" look? Give me some credit.
[quote]Originally posted by ShawnPatrickJoyce:
<strong>I have seen that in college this semester. Very Sexy!

Belle though?</strong><hr></blockquote>
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