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post #1 of 18
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Uh oh.

Watch out for the News of the World on Sunday. Your eyes are going to pop out yer heads.

(David Beckham is a world famous football (aka 'soccer') player, happily married to a Spice Girl, with two very young children. He recently went to Japan (island in the Pacific Ocean) where there was a football tournament (the "World Cup").

You heard it here first.

Probably.
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post #2 of 18
[quote]Originally posted by Harald:
<strong>Uh oh.

Watch out for the News of the World on Sunday. Your eyes are going to pop out yer heads.

(David Beckham is a world famous football (aka 'soccer') player, happily married to a Spice Girl, with two very young children. He recently went to Japan (island in the Pacific Ocean) where there was a football tournament (the "World Cup").

You heard it here first.

Probably.</strong><hr></blockquote>

He's also a tosser and he probably cheated on his wife like every football player. That said, he could have done a lot better in the first place than that anorexic, stuck up, cockney cont.
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will win it by a better deed.
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post #3 of 18
Have you seen the latest Beckham photos? The ones for M&S as well as his 2003 calendar? He's lookin' pretty damned anorexic himself. Maybe NOW is reporting that he's got AIDS or cancer or some other "skinny" disease (sorry for the folks who are actually suffering from these terrible diseases, as well as anorexia - I mean no disrespect to you).

Maybe he's just trying to keep Tori from loking worse by putting himself in the same light.

Either way, they both look bad.
post #4 of 18
...and if he's married to a Spice girl and cheats on her, I doubt he's literally a tosser. Maybe figuratively speaking, though...
post #5 of 18
[quote]Originally posted by tonton:
<strong>...and if he's married to a Spice girl and cheats on her, I doubt he's literally a tosser. Maybe figuratively speaking, though...</strong><hr></blockquote>



Did you see the Ali G interview with them for Comic Relief?

Ali: "Now Beckham, just cuz this is for comic relief don't mean you'z can speak in a funny voice"

Golden.
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the Irish passion for freedom. If our deed has not
been sufficient to win freedom, then our children
will win it by a better deed.
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post #6 of 18
Thread Starter 
You said it.

"Cheating" is to be expected from footballers.

Just "cheating" wouldn't make your eyes pop out.

Heh.
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[quote]Originally posted by Harald:
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"Cheating" is to be expected from footballers.
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If it turns out that he's gay there will be mass suicides of teenage girls across the nation. Every single female I have ever spoken to adores David Beckham.
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post #8 of 18
[quote]Originally posted by stupider...likeafox:
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If it turns out that he's gay there will be mass suicides of teenage girls across the nation. Every single female I have ever spoken to adores David Beckham.</strong><hr></blockquote>

What do you mean turns out?

If he comes out you mean.
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the Irish passion for freedom. If our deed has not
been sufficient to win freedom, then our children
will win it by a better deed.
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You cannot conquer Ireland. You cannot extinguish
the Irish passion for freedom. If our deed has not
been sufficient to win freedom, then our children
will win it by a better deed.
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post #9 of 18
Let's not pussyfoot around.

He shagged Michael Owen's sister.

Yes he did.
post #10 of 18
[quote]Originally posted by Hassan i Sabbah:
<strong>Let's not pussyfoot around.

He shagged Michael Owen's sister.

Yes he did.</strong><hr></blockquote>

I don't follow football so am I missing some significance here.

Are they teammates, rivals?

Is she married, ugly?

Why is this worse than bedding a couple of star-struck teenage groupies which seems to be what everyone else does?
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post #11 of 18
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Well yes, they're teammates.

In the England squad.

Owen plays for Liverpool (currently no. 2 in the Premiership).

His sister's quite a chubster.

What's signficant is the extraordinary amount of public fuss DB and his wife Posh Spice make about being in love (which will now come back and bite him on the arse).

Hassan, however, is sadly short of the full facts -- as usual -- which will make this a serious eye-opener.
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post #12 of 18
[quote]Becks denies wicked whispers
Staff and agencies
Friday November 29 2002
The Guardian


David Beckham has issued a statement saying there is "absolutely no truth"
in rumours about him which have been flying around cyberspace during the
past few days.

Email users around the UK and beyond have been circulating claims about the
Manchester United star which first appeared on the celebrity gossip website,
Popbitch.

But in a statement, his spokeswoman warned that repeating the rumours could
result in legal action.

The spokeswoman said: "We are aware that there are malicious rumours
circulating in the media about David Beckham.

"There is absolutely no truth whatsoever in these rumours and the web site
we believe to be the source of these rumours has been contacted and all
defamatory material has been removed.

"No publication of these rumours should be made as it would result in legal
liability for defamation."

Beckham, who is currently recovering from a rib injury, and his wife
Victoria returned from a Caribbean holiday yesterday with their two sons
Brooklyn and Romeo. The couple spent a week enjoying the sunshine in
Barbados and flew back to Heathrow Airport.

The internet rumours come shortly after the couple were forced to step up
security following an alleged kidnap plot. They now have a more visible
minder presence and have taken greater security precautions at their homes.

Copyright Guardian Newspapers Limited <hr></blockquote>

From an email I got today.
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the Irish passion for freedom. If our deed has not
been sufficient to win freedom, then our children
will win it by a better deed.
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You cannot conquer Ireland. You cannot extinguish
the Irish passion for freedom. If our deed has not
been sufficient to win freedom, then our children
will win it by a better deed.
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post #13 of 18
This guy earns 100,000 pounds a week, not inclusive of advertising endorsements. He's famous, captain of the England squad, own 4 cars..........

Some guys got all the luck.... Geez
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post #14 of 18
[quote]Originally posted by Harald:
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Hassan, however, is sadly short of the full facts -- as usual -- which will make this a serious eye-opener.</strong><hr></blockquote>

I will give a statement. The facts are these.

I shagged Posh Spice.

I shagged Michael Owen's sister.

I shagged Michael Owen.

I snorted cocaine off David Beckham's back on Alex Ferguson's desk.

I wish I could say I was sorry. But I would do it again.
post #15 of 18
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(wonders how to do this when he can't reveal a source and doesn't really want to reveal who he actually is)

The rumours floating around for the past few days could well be false -- actually the Owen's sister one is relatively new to me.

The rumours I heard several MONTHS ago, confirmed by two sources, are I am certain, totally, utterly true.

And WILL come out.
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post #16 of 18
So what happened?
You cannot conquer Ireland. You cannot extinguish
the Irish passion for freedom. If our deed has not
been sufficient to win freedom, then our children
will win it by a better deed.
Pádraig Pearse

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You cannot conquer Ireland. You cannot extinguish
the Irish passion for freedom. If our deed has not
been sufficient to win freedom, then our children
will win it by a better deed.
Pádraig Pearse

...
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post #17 of 18
Beckham snagged Owen's sister.

And everyone else on the island.

The rail-thinness is undoubtedly caused by railing a bit too much of a white powdery substance.
post #18 of 18
"Bend It Like Beckham," indeed!
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What are you up to, Norm?

My ideal weight if I were 11 feet tall.
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