Hottest photo ever - Page 6

Well here's my real contribution:



She's pretty hot for a country singer.

I suspect some would debate the "country" part of your description, but I'll second hot!

Faith Hill, too-oh yeah!

Jeff

I thought these were a couple of good pictures of Jessica Alba.

Jessica Alba is a hottie, to be sure, but what the heck is on her arm in that bottom pic? Couldn't they have cleaned that up a little?

Oh Murbot nasty
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<img src="embarrassed.gif" border="0">

That was groverat, first in line at Macworld.

I thought he looked different... Must be the shaven beard. <img src="graemlins/hmmm.gif" border="0" alt="[Hmmm]" />

[quote]Originally posted by torifile:
<strong>Jessica Alba is a hottie, to be sure, but what the heck is on her arm in that bottom pic? Couldn't they have cleaned that up a little?</strong><hr></blockquote>

Actually, stupid people become instantly unattractive to me.

A quote from Jessica widely aired on advertisements for Dark Angel:

(Valley girl voice) "I went through three, uh, kung fu (pause) dudes, just to learn how to (pause) 'kick it'."

Jessica Alba... Melanie Griffiths... Kim Basinger... damn, those chicks is dumb.

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...Avril Lavigne who reportedly didn't know what "defiance" meant. <img src="graemlins/oyvey.gif" border="0" alt="[oyvey]" />

man, groverat needs to get some sun on his legs....g

dang, she's looking right at me....

she must like me....lol g

I'm dead sexy!

My boots are kick-ass.

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Yeah, so is the cottage cheese you have stuffed away in your shorts. <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" />

[quote]Originally posted by Outsider:
<strong>Yeah, so is the cottage cheese you have stuffed away in your shorts. <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>
MMmmm.....cottage..cheese.(Homer)

Back off, it took lots of cheeseburgers to get my thighs just the way I like them.

mmmmmm groverbat's thighs...just thinking of them gets me all tingly...sort of like biting into a peppermint patty or shoot black tar herion into my eyelids....g

Sung Hi Lee:





and 2 more:

<a href="http://babezone.org/gallery/sung%20hi%20lee/sung%20hi%20lee_116.jpg" target="_blank">here</a> and <a href="http://babezone.org/gallery/sung%20hi%20lee/sung%20hi%20lee_115.jpg" target="_blank">here</a>

[quote]Originally posted by crawlingparanoia:
<strong>Sung Hi Lee:


and 2 more:

<a href="http://babezone.org/gallery/sung%20hi%20lee/sung%20hi%20lee_116.jpg" target="_blank">here</a> and <a href="http://babezone.org/gallery/sung%20hi%20lee/sung%20hi%20lee_115.jpg" target="_blank">here</a></strong><hr></blockquote>

WoW!!

These are a must see. NICE Sung Hi Lee

That bum just brought a tear to my eye. Thank you.


On a totally unrelated but still appropriate note, I just want all of you to know that tomorrow starts day four of my self-imposed zero tolerance for any sex act exile. No sex, no Hans Solo, no kissing, no nothing. This is the hardest thing I have ever done. I am doing this to put my life in perspective.... and I applaud you guys for making it really difficult on me by continuing to update this thread, except for a few people I won't mention. <img src="graemlins/bugeye.gif" border="0" alt="[Skeptical]" />

Anyways, keep up the good work, those last pictures were incredible.

[quote]Originally posted by Gambit:
<strong>That bum just brought a tear to my eye. Thank you.


On a totally unrelated but still appropriate note, I just want all of you to know that tomorrow starts day four of my self-imposed zero tolerance for any sex act exile. No sex, no Hans Solo, no kissing, no nothing. This is the hardest thing I have ever done. I am doing this to put my life in perspective.... and I applaud you guys for making it really difficult on me by continuing to update this thread, except for a few people I won't mention. <img src="graemlins/bugeye.gif" border="0" alt="[Skeptical]" />

Anyways, keep up the good work, those last pictures were incredible.</strong><hr></blockquote>


The thing that sucks about doing that, is when you stop, it sucks because you could have been like "I could have done it one more day..." and things like that,so, make a stopping date, or you will never stop, or when you do, you will feel bad, i bet <img src="graemlins/cancer.gif" border="0" alt="[cancer]" /> <img src="graemlins/cancer.gif" border="0" alt="[cancer]" /> <img src="graemlins/cancer.gif" border="0" alt="[cancer]" /> <img src="graemlins/cancer.gif" border="0" alt="[cancer]" />

[quote]Originally posted by Gambit:
<strong>That bum just brought a tear to my eye. Thank you.


On a totally unrelated but still appropriate note, I just want all of you to know that tomorrow starts day four of my self-imposed zero tolerance for any sex act exile. No sex, no Hans Solo, no kissing, no nothing. This is the hardest thing I have ever done. I am doing this to put my life in perspective.... and I applaud you guys for making it really difficult on me by continuing to update this thread, except for a few people I won't mention. <img src="graemlins/bugeye.gif" border="0" alt="[Skeptical]" />

Anyways, keep up the good work, those last pictures were incredible.</strong><hr></blockquote>
great, I will gladly take all the sex that you are giving up. Now I have to make time for more than twice a day....

[quote]Originally posted by Gambit:
<strong>On a totally unrelated but still appropriate note, I just want all of you to know that tomorrow starts day four of my self-imposed zero tolerance for any sex act exile. No sex, no Hans Solo, no kissing, no nothing. This is the hardest thing I have ever done.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Three days and it's already the hardest thing you've ever done? Man, you must either have the cushiest life in the world or the sex drive of a rabbit.

Unfortunately, I tend not to save the good pics, so I can't contribute to this thread.

Maybe I'll go look for some...

Alex

I've always liked them shaved, myself...

[quote]Originally posted by nosey:
<strong>I've always liked them shaved, myself...
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i have to say, this one gets my vote!

don't tell me, you did a google image search for 'shaved pussy' with 'strict filtering' switched on

...doh!

[quote]Originally posted by lungaretta:
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i have to say, this one gets my vote!

don't tell me, you did a google image search for 'shaved pussy' with 'strict filtering' switched on

...doh!</strong><hr></blockquote>

Nope... saw it on mentioned Stereotypography.com as a google search for Greatest Photo Ever, and followed a few links...

Some truly odd things on the internet. I really liked the squirrels, myself... The must be part of the Mile High (or twenty-feet-high) club...

Oh! I'm sorry! I meant to specify how long this self-imposed exile is supposed to last! This is day four of thirty. My gal friends are starting to learn of said exile and now they're all trying to make it difficult. Two days ago one of them was crawling around on her knees showing off her thong, and yesterday my other gal friend sent me some ..... *cough* alluring photos of what I am missing. Another one keeps IMing me with the things she wants to do with me...... oh god. They're NOT making this easy. My office-mates have actually thought about starting a pool to see how long or if I make it. These will be the longest thirty days ever.

You want to know what's really sad? When someone who declares he is not having sex still has a better sex life than me.

[quote]Originally posted by ShawnPatrickJoyce:
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Oh my.

moof.

<a href="http://idisk.mac.com/weasesoldier/Public/gabe/gauge.jpg" target="_blank">Habada habada haaaa</a>

gauge ? ah, common ! gimme something better; like squirrels !

[quote]Originally posted by iBrowse:
<strong><a href="http://idisk.mac.com/weasesoldier/Public/gabe/gauge.jpg" target="_blank">Habada habada haaaa</a></strong><hr></blockquote>

You really have to wonder "Why bother trying to cover those... there's so much showing.

Reminds me of a story my Dad told once. He was painting window sills at the staff residence at a hospital, never realizing (well, he said he didn't) that it was a window to the women's shower room.

Someone was showering inside and noticed that there was someone just outside the window... She didn't have a big enough towel to cover herself properly (one or the other, if you know what I mean)

So she just covered her face and hair and sauntered out...

Dad was, justifiably, somewhat surprised...

[quote]Originally posted by Gambit:
<strong>These will be the longest thirty days ever.</strong><hr></blockquote>

That sounds like a good idea for a movie. Maybe make it 40 nights:

<a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0243736" target="_blank">http://us.imdb.com/Title?0243736</a>

[quote]Originally posted by stupider...likeafox:
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That sounds like a good idea for a movie. Maybe make it 40 nights:
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heh Never saw that movie.


Here's the update: I'm through, I'm done. This is too hard. It's bullshit, really. I was talking to my other friends today and they were like, "Why?" I told them to gain some perspective and hopefully even more respect of the act by depriving myself of it. Again they asked, "Why?" And I honestly couldn't come up with a good enough answer. They said, "Mike, you have the rest of your life to not get laid, why the hell are you doing that now, WILLFULLY, at the prime of your life? What does this prove? As a matter of fact, WHO told you you should do this?" And I answered "&lt;name withheld to protect the innocent&gt;". They asked, "Does he EVER get laid? Ever?" And the answer was a feeble no, he does not. They said, "So you're going to take sex advice from someone who doesn't. Rrriiiiight." I was humbled.

The cool thing about this is, they aren't shallow people by any sense of the word; they've actually helped me quite a bit deal with some of my own personal demons. Not through actually discussing them directly, but through their words and how they approach their own problems, etc.

So, I'm calling it quits. This is just too hard, too much bullshit. I'm so stressed out, even my boss's boss noticed it. My back is like a wooden plank, it's all tight and knotted from the stress. The problem is not that I didn't have sex or any sexual act for five days, the problem is I WILLFULLY went out of my way to not do anything so it was ALWAYS on my mind! I told myself I couldn't do it so of course that's all I thought about, and THAT made it worse, you know?

Anyways, I've already called my ex (the one who sent me the pictures) and we're gonna go to a sex shop tomorrow, and after that, it's just going to be me, her, and all the toys we pick up. If y'all hear an explosion coming from RI, that was probably me. Thanks for listening to my rant and not being judgemental. It's cool to know I have my own little AI therapy group; you guys rock!

wonderful, Gambit, just wonderful. But don't forget to send us the paycheck ! <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laughing]" />

Tara Reid

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Federica.








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