Originally Posted by island hermit
You left out the explanation for the period.
Ah, I was just about to get to the period.
As we all know, a period is how one ends a sentence. I just used one at the end of that last sentence. And that one. Also that one...
For the Apple invite, it signifies the end of Apple. You heard it here first! Apple is being bought by RIMM, makers of the BlackBerry, so they can start releasing their AppleBerry combination phone: the FruitFone!
Genius, Tim Cook. Pure genius.