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ivan.rnn01 
You newbie
*checks my post count*
Hey, I'm over 5,000. Neat.
The fact that you're still on that kick brings me no end of humor.
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making up crap will harm me one day. It won't happen to me, just get over it.
If I were your boss, you'd be fired yesterday. And unhireable by anyone else on the face of the Earth.
Your behavior does not become a human. Are you even sentient? How can someone call themselves human and behave in this manner?
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Dazzle me with something about Apple's products instead.
Uh I have iOS 4 on my first-gen iPhone. Heavily modified, but it's on there. And Android 1.6.
And if you press Control+Option+Open Apple+8, you enter tripsville.