I was making light of this article in general and proposing (in no seriousness) that a similar one be written once the value of RIM falls so low as to be laughable. I deemed 'laughable' to be the value of the company equalling that of a single smartphone. As this is an Apple site, the only appropriate smartphone choice would be Apple's own, since RIM's their competitor.
Now do you see why jokes aren't as funny when they have to be explained?
Just so you all know. I'm an Apple tech for a living and have been an Apple computer user since day 1.
The only people who validate their status as 'Apple fans' like this, I've come to find, are the ones who are the most critical of Apple.
This place has almost become as bad as Mac Daily News.
When it gets as bad as macosrumors.com, then we'll talk. Don't don't go to that link. They don't deserve even a SINGLE hit for ad revenue from absolutely anyone.
Before the intel switch the comments here were of a much higher calibre.
I think you're lost; you're supposed to be saying this on MacRumors. Isn't that their old standby these days?