Cool! Let's run down the checklist.
Originally Posted by jbeez17
I have never seen so much whining on a forum other than of a losing sports team!!!
Sports reference, so…
√ Apple can't compete on a level playing field.
This is extremely pathetic by Apple as a whole.
Within the context, I believe this one applies:
√ Patents shouldn't be allowed. They interfere with competition.
It seems like that any company who produces a silver notebook/ultrabook with black keys is copying!!
Right, so there's this one…
√ Apple is afraid of any real competition.
Every other article is about Apple suing and pretty much losing now.
Haven't really been seeing those…
Now I'm not a Apple hater and own a few of their products.
Ah, the obligatory "I own Apple products, so despite my obviously trollish comments, I can't be attacked because I said I own Apple products."
It's like calling BASE! in Tag…
But unlike many people on this site, I don't want to butt%#&* their products.
Tough one, but I'm going to go with a modified version of…
√ Apple fanboys are too stupid to know Android is better.
And stop acting like Apple has never copied other companies patents.
And moving right down the line…
√ Apple copied everything from Android, so how dare they sue?
Apple should start putting efforts into updating that boring and played out iOS.
This just writes itself…
√ Apple needs to innovate not litigate.
Stop being a bunch of crybabies, it's just a product!!
Come clean now. You saw the checklist in the other thread and decided to write a post that fit the bill for every single point, didn't you? That's a good one. You got me. Ha ha. Well played.